· Season 4 · Round 7
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Wide Load wins at Chute Tower
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:13.500 | — | 5 | +4 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:13.500 | — | 5 | +4 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:13.500 | — | 5 | +4 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:13.500 | — | 5 | +4 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:19.350 | +5.85 | 7 | +5 | 9 | 12.4 |
| 2 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:19.350 | +5.85 | 7 | +5 | 9 | 12.4 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:19.350 | +5.85 | 7 | +5 | 9 | 12.4 |
| 2 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:19.350 | +5.85 | 7 | +5 | 9 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:20.833 | +7.33 | 6 | +3 | 12 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:20.833 | +7.33 | 6 | +3 | 12 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:20.833 | +7.33 | 6 | +3 | 12 | 13.0 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:20.833 | +7.33 | 6 | +3 | 12 | 13.0 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:23.356 | +9.86 | 3 | -1 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:23.356 | +9.86 | 3 | -1 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:23.356 | +9.86 | 3 | -1 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:23.356 | +9.86 | 3 | -1 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 5 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:30.322 | +16.82 | 8 | +3 | 12 | 11.6 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:30.322 | +16.82 | 8 | +3 | 12 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:30.322 | +16.82 | 8 | +3 | 12 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:30.322 | +16.82 | 8 | +3 | 12 | 11.6 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:30.344 | +16.84 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:30.344 | +16.84 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:30.344 | +16.84 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:30.344 | +16.84 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:34.833 | +21.33 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 10.2 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:34.833 | +21.33 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 10.2 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:34.833 | +21.33 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 10.2 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:34.833 | +21.33 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 10.2 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:34.850 | +21.35 | 2 | -6 | 4 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:34.850 | +21.35 | 2 | -6 | 4 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:34.850 | +21.35 | 2 | -6 | 4 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:34.850 | +21.35 | 2 | -6 | 4 | 11.4 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.5 contacts an event coming in.
4.744
Stubbs gets hit hard. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
9.178
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
15.450
And it all goes wrong.
19.056
The Kidney gets air.
31.117
Here comes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-16.
31.322
Heavy contact for Custard. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
34.722
Wide Load wins it. Career record: 30 wins from 80, average finish 4.0.
40.067
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Radiator | 1.950 | Radiator 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Radiator | 4.700 | Second Sock 2.627 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Custard | 6.622 | Second Sock 1.756 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Custard | 8.444 | Custard 1.822 |
| The Drops | Metal | Custard | 9.950 | Wide Load 1.206 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Custard | 12.928 | Custard 2.978 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Custard | 15.600 | Wide Load 2.405 |
| The Drops | Slick | Custard | 18.006 | Wide Load 1.917 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Custard | 26.789 | Gravy 7.267 |
| Laundry Chute | Smooth | Custard | 29.094 | Wide Load 2.150 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Custard | 31.950 | Wide Load 2.139 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Wide Load | 34.117 | Wide Load 0.795 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-5-6-8.
78.66
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
73 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-7-6-6-8.
51.23
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-6-3-3-7.
75.34
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-7-10-8.
51.27
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-6-6-4-3.
93.82
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-6-10-7.
76.78
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-7-4-11-5.
158.14
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-4-5-12-4.
88.86
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
79 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-5-7-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
79 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-2-7-6-4.
47.22
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
80 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-6-2.
13.07
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 14-3-15-2-4.
37.01
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
82 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-13-1-2-1.
13.14
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
80 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-2-5-1.
10.13
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
78 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-16-8-1.
16.79
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
82 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-12-8-3.
12.25
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
84 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-8-1-2-6.
8.86
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
80 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 4-2-8-11-1.
12.14
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 6-8-10-4-4.
91.84
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 8-4-14-3-8.
80.40
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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