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Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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The Lieutenant wins at Nan's Landing

The Lieutenant took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.855 — 5 +4 10 9.7
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.855 — 5 +4 10 9.7
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.855 — 5 +4 10 9.7
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.855 — 5 +4 10 9.7
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:27.739 +4.88 6 +4 10 10.4
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:27.739 +4.88 6 +4 10 10.4
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:27.739 +4.88 6 +4 10 10.4
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:27.739 +4.88 6 +4 10 10.4
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:32.556 +9.70 7 +4 13 9.4
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:32.556 +9.70 7 +4 13 9.4
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:32.556 +9.70 7 +4 13 9.4
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:32.556 +9.70 7 +4 13 9.4
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.272 +18.42 2 -2 6 9.3
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.272 +18.42 2 -2 6 9.3
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:41.272 +18.42 2 -2 6 9.3
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:41.272 +18.42 2 -2 6 9.3
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:43.828 +20.97 8 +3 8 9.5
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:43.828 +20.97 8 +3 8 9.5
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:43.828 +20.97 8 +3 8 9.5
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:43.828 +20.97 8 +3 8 9.5
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:45.383 +22.53 1 -5 9 8.9
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:45.383 +22.53 1 -5 9 8.9
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:45.383 +22.53 1 -5 9 8.9
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:45.383 +22.53 1 -5 9 8.9
7 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.517 +22.66 3 -4 9 9.6
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.517 +22.66 3 -4 9 9.6
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.517 +22.66 3 -4 9 9.6
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.517 +22.66 3 -4 9 9.6
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:48.500 +25.65 4 -4 8 8.7
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:48.500 +25.65 4 -4 8 8.7
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:48.500 +25.65 4 -4 8 8.7
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:48.500 +25.65 4 -4 8 8.7
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.733
Slapper hits the front. Career record: 37 wins from 88, average finish 3.4.
9.417
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-4-2.
15.172
Oh dear.
19.000
Look at that.
22.644
And it all goes wrong.
26.117
Up goes Stubbs. Recent finishes: 4-12-3-4-3.
29.717
And The Heel takes flight.
30.561
Slapper has it.
33.167
And Crawlspace takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-5-5-2-7.
36.567
The Lieutenant wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Crawlspace 1.944 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Carpet Slapper 4.433 Slapper 2.494
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 7.417 Slapper 2.984
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.867 Slapper 3.450
The Drops Soft fabric Slapper 12.822 Slapper 1.955
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 14.500 Slapper 1.678
Fabric Run Metal Slapper 23.550 Slapper 9.050
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 25.417 Slapper 1.867
The Kicker Slick Slapper 27.283 Slapper 1.866
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 28.894 Slapper 1.611
Stairwell Carpet Slapper 31.306 The Kidney 2.089
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 33.561 Slapper 2.255
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
74 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-1-7-6-6.
130.21
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
79 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-7-8-6-5.
171.55
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-16-6.
168.56
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-5-6-8.
131.74
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-9-6-6-4.
172.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-6-10-7.
114.65
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-7-10-8.
88.10
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-6-3-3-7.
126.35
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
83 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-4-9-5-7.
196.78
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-7-4-11-5.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-4-4-7.
73.00
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-4-5-12-4.
145.25
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
79 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-2-7-6-4.
67.89
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-12-8-5-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
81 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-9-6-2.
97.28
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-5-1-7-6.
122.80
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-2-5-6.
17.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 14-3-15-2-4.
38.80
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
87 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-5-3-3.
13.33
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
80 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-6-2.
12.14
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
82 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-13-1-2-1.
11.76
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
81 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-1-2-5.
9.77
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
75 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 16-1-1-2-2.
15.12
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
87 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 15-2-1-7-1.
16.68
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
82 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-12-8-3.
12.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
78 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-16-8-1.
15.59
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
80 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 4-2-8-11-1.
9.82
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
85 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-2-8-1-2.
6.77
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 8-4-14-3-8.
85.56
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 6-8-10-4-4.
93.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
83 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-4-3-4-6.
36.10
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
81 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-5-4-8-14.
62.97

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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