Team Stack · Season 2 · Round 24
The Lectern — Relay
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Old Gristle wins at The Lectern
Old Gristle took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2.625 | — | 24 | +23 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2.125 | — | 21 | +19 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 5.517 | +2.89 | 22 | +19 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.208 | +2.58 | 23 | +19 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.183 | — | 16 | +11 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 1.925 | — | 13 | +7 | 1 | 2.3 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 1.375 | — | 15 | +8 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.283 | — | 14 | +6 | 3 | 2.9 |
| 9 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 1.725 | — | 28 | +19 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 10 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1.475 | — | 25 | +15 | 0 | 1.8 |
| 11 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 1.233 | — | 26 | +15 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 12 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6.275 | +3.65 | 27 | +15 | 5 | 5.4 |
| 13 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2.283 | — | 12 | -1 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 14 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 0.700 | — | 9 | -5 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 15 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.408 | — | 11 | -4 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 16 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.100 | — | 10 | -6 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 17 | Long John | The Noodles | 1.800 | — | 4 | -13 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 18 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 1.100 | — | 1 | -17 | 2 | 2.4 |
| 19 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 1.442 | — | 3 | -16 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 20 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 1.817 | — | 2 | -18 | 4 | 2.9 |
| 21 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | -4 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 22 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 1.217 | — | 19 | -3 | 1 | 3.3 |
| 23 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 1.425 | — | 18 | -5 | 3 | 3.1 |
| 24 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3.142 | +0.52 | 20 | -4 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 25 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2.342 | — | 8 | -17 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 26 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 0.925 | — | 5 | -21 | 2 | 2.3 |
| 27 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 1.475 | — | 6 | -21 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 28 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3.000 | +0.38 | 7 | -21 | 4 | 3.3 |
| 29 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.683 | — | 32 | +3 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 30 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.758 | — | 29 | -1 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 31 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.108 | — | 30 | -1 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 32 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.408 | — | 31 | -1 | 2 | 2.9 |
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 8-10-6-3-5.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 8-10-6-3-5.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-8-3.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 4-1-15-3-2.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-8-3.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.275
You do not see that every day.
24.475
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Gravy | 6.800 | Gravy 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 13.200 | Gravy 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | The Lieutenant | 19.600 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 26.000 | Chunk 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 20-26-18-21-23.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 19-27-19-23-22.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 17-25-20-24-24.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 18-28-17-22-21.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-22-12-32-25.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 31-24-11-29-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 32-23-10-31-28.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 30-21-9-30-26.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
64 starts, 3 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 9-3-21-19-3.
79.39
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 12-1-22-18-2.
81.45
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-4-24-20-4.
87.50
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
64 starts, 4 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 11-2-23-17-1.
81.28
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 1-17-27-10-16.
97.23
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 4-18-25-9-14.
101.01
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 2-19-26-12-13.
100.48
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.6. Last five: 3-20-28-11-15.
108.32
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 23-11-16-1-20.
54.41
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
64 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 24-10-13-3-17.
45.78
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
64 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 22-9-15-4-18.
48.51
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
64 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 21-12-14-2-19.
43.59
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-14-5-8-7.
9.33
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-16-8-7-5.
10.89
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 25-29-30-27-31.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 28-30-29-28-29.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 26-32-32-26-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 27-31-31-25-32.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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