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Team Stack · Season 2 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Refried Ron wins at The Ironing Board

Refried Ron took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Butter Bean finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.058 — 12 +11 2 2.8
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.633 — 10 +8 2 3.2
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.683 — 9 +6 0 2.2
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.500 +0.44 11 +7 2 2.8
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.108 +0.05 16 +11 2 2.7
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.408 — 13 +7 1 2.2
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.417 — 14 +7 3 2.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3.150 +1.09 15 +7 2 2.8
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.700 +0.64 21 +12 0 1.3
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.183 +3.13 22 +12 5 5.0
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 4.933 +2.88 23 +12 5 5.1
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.94 24 +12 5 5.0
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.417 — 25 +12 1 1.8
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.358 +3.30 26 +12 5 5.0
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.775 +3.72 27 +12 5 5.1
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.94 28 +12 5 5.0
17 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.817 — 20 +3 1 2.8
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.508 — 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.408 — 19 -1 2 2.7
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.533 +0.48 3 -18 1 3.4
22 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.692 +0.63 4 -18 1 2.7
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.267 — 1 -22 1 2.2
24 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.442 — 2 -22 5 6.4
25 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.175 +0.12 8 -17 2 3.0
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.208 — 5 -21 1 2.1
27 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.567 +3.51 6 -21 4 6.3
28 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 5.617 +3.56 7 -21 4 3.5
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.242 — 30 +1 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.808 — 31 +1 3 3.7
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.775 — 32 +1 3 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.325 — 29 -3 0 2.3
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-10-6.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-1.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 2-6-1-3-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.617
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 5-7-16-7-7.
23.817
Released. Recent finishes: 9-2-4-1-15.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Refried Ron takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 18-30-25-16-20.
183.54
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 17-29-26-14-19.
177.33
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 19-32-27-13-18.
193.97
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 20-31-28-15-17.
203.94
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-28-30-25-29.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 25-25-31-28-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 28-27-32-27-30.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-26-29-26-32.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 4-18-20-23-10.
69.98
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 3-19-19-22-12.
67.83
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
68 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 1-17-17-24-9.
60.52
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
68 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 2-20-18-21-11.
55.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 15-6-12-19-1.
42.09
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 16-7-10-20-2.
42.37
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 14-5-9-18-4.
36.82
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 13-8-11-17-3.
45.95
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 22-11-6-9-23.
46.32
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
68 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 21-10-8-12-22.
45.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
68 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 23-12-7-10-21.
44.54
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
68 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 24-9-5-11-24.
42.87
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-15-4-8-15.
9.63
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
68 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-14-1-5-13.
8.56
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-13-3-6-14.
7.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
68 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-16-2-7-16.
9.35
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
68 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-4-16-4-8.
11.85
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
68 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-1-15-2-5.
9.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
68 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-3-14-3-7.
11.50
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
68 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-2-13-1-6.
10.59
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-24-24-29-26.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 31-22-23-32-25.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-21-21-31-28.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 29-23-22-30-27.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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