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Team Stack · Season 2 · Round 32

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Lectern

Gravy took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.433 — 24 +23 2 2.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.592 — 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.242 +2.81 22 +19 5 5.3
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.250 +2.82 23 +19 5 5.2
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.508 — 28 +23 3 2.6
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.458 — 25 +19 0 1.9
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.975 — 26 +19 2 3.0
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.458 +3.03 27 +19 5 5.3
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.983 — 16 +7 1 2.9
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.367 — 13 +3 0 2.2
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.758 — 14 +3 2 2.9
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.858 — 15 +3 2 2.8
13 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.108 — 8 -5 2 3.1
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3.592 +1.16 6 -8 2 3.1
15 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 0.967 — 5 -10 2 2.1
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.675 — 7 -9 3 3.3
17 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.908 — 20 +3 2 2.8
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.450 — 19 0 2 3.3
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.917 — 18 -2 1 3.3
21 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.683 — 11 -10 1 3.0
22 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.900 +0.47 12 -10 2 3.0
23 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 -14 2 2.7
24 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.025 — 10 -14 1 3.0
25 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.092 — 32 +7 1 3.1
26 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.425 — 30 +4 2 3.4
27 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.342 — 31 +4 3 2.9
28 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.367 — 29 +1 0 2.2
29 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.975 — 3 -26 2 3.5
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.900 — 4 -26 3 3.2
31 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.983 — 1 -30 3 2.5
32 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.625 — 2 -30 1 3.1
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-2-6.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 3-2-9-2-4.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-2-6.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-3.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-2-6.
28.400
Gravy takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 17-24-28-26-19.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 20-23-25-27-17.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 18-22-27-28-18.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 19-21-26-25-20.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 25-29-30-29-28.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 27-30-29-30-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 28-32-31-31-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 26-31-32-32-26.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-15-16-3.
150.38
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-15-16-14-4.
144.58
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
72 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 14-14-13-13-1.
122.09
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
72 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 13-13-14-15-2.
124.69
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.2. Last five: 5-2-20-18-13.
84.76
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 6-3-17-17-15.
85.90
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 8-4-18-20-14.
92.50
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
72 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 7-1-19-19-16.
90.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 21-10-10-3-22.
65.85
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
72 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 23-9-9-4-24.
63.14
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
72 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 22-12-11-2-21.
71.04
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
72 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 24-11-12-1-23.
70.90
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-8-8-6-11.
7.15
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
72 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-5-5-8-10.
7.70
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-6-6-5-9.
6.50
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
72 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-7-7-7-12.
6.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
72 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-17-3-9-5.
8.38
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
72 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 11-19-4-12-7.
12.91
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
72 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-20-1-10-6.
10.04
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
72 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-18-2-11-8.
10.58
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-25-24-21-31.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 31-26-21-23-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 29-28-22-22-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 32-27-23-24-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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