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Team Stack · Season 2 · Round 4

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Unit wins at The Ironing Board

The Unit took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. Crawlspace finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.308 — 16 +15 2 2.7
2 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.483 +0.18 13 +11 2 2.1
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.483 +0.18 14 +11 2 2.8
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3.117 +1.81 15 +11 3 2.8
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.742 +1.43 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.69 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.450 +4.14 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.69 24 +16 5 5.0
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.942 +0.63 19 +10 1 2.8
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.542 +0.23 17 +7 0 2.3
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.267 — 20 +9 2 3.0
12 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 5.317 +4.01 18 +6 5 5.0
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.417 +0.11 25 +12 0 1.7
14 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.392 +4.08 26 +12 5 5.0
15 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.283 +3.98 27 +12 6 5.0
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.69 28 +12 5 5.0
17 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.017 +0.71 12 -5 2 2.8
18 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.542 +0.23 9 -9 1 2.0
19 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 0.700 — 11 -8 2 2.8
20 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.708 +1.40 10 -10 2 2.8
21 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.067 +0.76 30 +9 1 3.1
22 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +7 2 2.8
23 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.775 +0.47 32 +9 2 2.9
24 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.875 +1.57 31 +7 2 2.9
25 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.308 — 4 -21 2 2.9
26 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.700 +1.39 1 -25 2 2.1
27 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.925 +0.62 3 -24 2 3.3
28 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.758 +0.45 2 -26 4 6.4
29 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.508 +0.20 7 -22 3 3.4
30 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.633 +0.33 5 -25 1 2.2
31 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.483 +0.18 6 -25 6 6.3
32 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.192 +0.88 8 -24 3 3.2
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-2-1.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-2-1.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 11-1-2-3-1.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
15.800
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-2-1.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-2-8.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Unit wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 25-32-24-26-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 27-31-21-28-27.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-29-22-25-25.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 26-30-23-27-26.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 32-13-29-21-23.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-15-32-22-22.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 31-14-31-24-24.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-16-30-23-21.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.8. Last five: 8-17-10-1-13.
55.04
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 7-18-9-2-16.
51.31
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 6-19-11-3-15.
57.60
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 5-20-12-4-14.
58.85
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 12-24-19-8-19.
53.65
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.3. Last five: 10-22-17-6-20.
45.70
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 11-23-18-5-17.
50.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 9-21-20-7-18.
42.65
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 1-11-1-17-2.
16.34
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.3. Last five: 2-10-4-20-4.
20.59
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-9-3-19-1.
19.28
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 4-12-2-18-3.
18.23
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-5-8-10-11.
6.81
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-7-7-9-12.
7.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-6-6-11-10.
7.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-8-5-12-9.
8.92
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 18-3-16-16-5.
21.25
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
48 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 17-1-13-15-7.
18.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.4. Last five: 19-4-14-14-8.
19.44
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 20-2-15-13-6.
20.85
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 21-26-26-31-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 24-27-25-32-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-25-27-30-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 23-28-28-29-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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