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Team Stack · Season 2 · Round 40

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Coaster wins at The Lectern

The Coaster took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.650 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.617 — 25 +23 0 1.7
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2.242 +0.59 26 +23 3 2.8
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.167 +3.52 27 +23 5 5.3
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.742 +0.09 21 +16 0 1.5
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.108 +3.46 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +3.63 23 +16 5 5.3
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.35 24 +16 5 5.1
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.025 — 12 +3 2 2.9
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.358 — 11 +1 1 3.0
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.783 +0.13 9 -2 1 2.5
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.358 — 10 -2 1 2.8
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.808 +0.16 16 +3 2 3.0
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.458 — 13 -1 1 2.3
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.383 — 14 -1 1 3.2
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.550 — 15 -1 1 3.2
17 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.142 — 19 +1 1 3.2
19 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.817 — 18 -1 3 3.7
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.567 — 20 0 2 3.0
21 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.025 — 30 +9 2 3.1
22 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.217 — 31 +9 2 3.1
23 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 +6 2 2.8
24 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.325 — 32 +8 2 2.9
25 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -24 1 2.4
26 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.408 — 2 -24 3 3.1
27 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.075 +0.43 4 -23 2 3.1
28 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 6.117 +4.47 3 -25 4 3.3
29 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.992 — 5 -24 1 2.4
30 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.350 — 6 -24 2 3.1
31 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.225 +0.58 8 -23 2 3.1
32 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3.108 +1.46 7 -25 3 3.4
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 7-4-11-7-5.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 7-4-11-7-5.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-14-2-8-4.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 9-2-2-11-2.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.117
Floppy Joe is off.
24.317
Away it goes.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Coaster wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 30-30-13-26-22.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 31-31-15-25-21.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 32-29-16-28-24.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 29-32-14-27-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 16-16-32-31-25.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 14-14-31-30-27.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 15-13-30-32-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 13-15-29-29-26.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 21-18-17-13-4.
155.66
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
80 starts, 3 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 24-17-20-16-3.
173.55
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
80 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 22-20-19-15-1.
169.97
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 23-19-18-14-2.
170.10
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 12-24-22-17-8.
184.60
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
80 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 9-23-24-18-7.
169.77
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 11-22-21-20-6.
180.78
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.3. Last five: 10-21-23-19-5.
170.90
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
80 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 19-6-12-1-19.
57.90
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
80 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 20-8-10-4-17.
61.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 18-5-11-2-18.
59.37
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
80 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 17-7-9-3-20.
56.75
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
80 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-12-6-6-9.
7.42
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-10-5-8-10.
6.19
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-9-7-7-12.
9.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-11-8-5-11.
8.51
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
80 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-3-3-12-13.
9.61
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-2-2-9-16.
8.07
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
80 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 6-1-1-11-14.
7.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
80 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-4-4-10-15.
9.23
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 25-27-28-24-32.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 27-28-27-22-31.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-26-26-23-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 28-25-25-21-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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