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Team Stack · Season 2 · Round 7

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
FULL TIME Fairness
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Bollard

Sweaty Gerald took The Bollard — Relay for the The Beans. The Kidney finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.008 — 12 +11 1 2.9
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.258 +0.25 9 +7 0 2.3
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.350 +0.34 10 +7 2 2.9
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.158 +0.15 11 +7 2 2.8
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2.542 +1.53 20 +15 1 2.8
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +11 2 2.6
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.008 — 18 +11 2 3.2
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.008 — 19 +11 2 3.2
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.767 +0.76 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.025 +4.02 22 +12 5 5.2
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.075 +4.07 23 +12 5 5.2
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.99 24 +12 6 5.1
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.308 +0.30 25 +12 0 1.8
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.142 +4.13 26 +12 5 5.2
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.350 +4.34 27 +12 5 5.2
16 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.99 28 +12 5 5.2
17 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.225 +0.22 15 -2 2 3.4
18 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.758 — 13 -5 2 2.8
19 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.983 — 14 -5 1 3.2
20 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.017 +1.01 16 -4 4 5.7
21 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.333 +1.33 8 -13 2 2.4
22 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.592 +1.58 7 -15 2 3.5
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 0.958 — 5 -18 2 2.3
24 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.342 +0.33 6 -18 6 6.4
25 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.850 +0.84 29 +4 2 2.7
26 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.617 +0.61 30 +4 2 3.4
27 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.025 +0.02 31 +4 1 3.3
28 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.975 — 32 +4 2 3.0
29 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.200 +0.19 3 -26 2 3.4
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.450 +0.44 1 -29 1 2.2
31 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.033 +4.03 2 -29 5 6.4
32 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 5.000 +3.99 4 -28 3 6.3
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-8-12.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-8-12.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-1-13.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-1-13.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-1-13.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 26-30-23-27-26.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 25-32-24-26-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 27-31-21-28-27.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-29-22-25-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-15-32-22-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 32-13-29-21-23.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-16-30-23-21.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 31-14-31-24-24.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.8. Last five: 8-17-10-1-13.
62.82
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 7-18-9-2-16.
62.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 5-20-12-4-14.
67.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 6-19-11-3-15.
65.74
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 11-23-18-5-17.
87.12
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 12-24-19-8-19.
101.58
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 9-21-20-7-18.
82.16
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.3. Last five: 10-22-17-6-20.
88.03
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 1-11-1-17-2.
9.18
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 4-12-2-18-3.
10.42
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-9-3-19-1.
11.21
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.3. Last five: 2-10-4-20-4.
13.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-8-5-12-9.
9.10
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-6-6-11-10.
8.78
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-7-7-9-12.
8.43
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-5-8-10-11.
7.19
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
48 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 17-1-13-15-7.
25.86
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.4. Last five: 19-4-14-14-8.
29.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 20-2-15-13-6.
30.12
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 18-3-16-16-5.
27.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 23-28-28-29-32.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-25-27-30-30.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 21-26-26-31-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 24-27-25-32-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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