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Team Stack · Season 2 · Round 8

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Lectern

Puck Yeah took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.925 — 28 +27 4 2.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.475 — 25 +23 0 1.8
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2.025 +0.10 26 +23 2 2.9
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.967 +4.04 27 +23 5 5.4
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.425 — 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +3.13 22 +16 5 5.2
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.167 +3.24 23 +16 5 5.3
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.08 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.942 +0.02 20 +11 3 3.0
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.800 — 17 +7 0 2.3
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.117 — 18 +7 1 2.8
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.600 — 19 +7 2 2.6
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.442 — 8 -5 2 3.2
14 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.442 +0.52 7 -7 3 3.3
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.983 — 5 -10 2 2.4
16 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.642 — 6 -10 2 3.1
17 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.808 +0.88 4 -13 2 3.1
18 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.967 — 1 -17 3 2.1
19 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.783 — 2 -17 1 3.1
20 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 5.900 +3.98 3 -17 5 3.2
21 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.375 — 9 -12 0 2.2
22 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.300 — 11 -11 1 2.9
23 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.775 +0.85 12 -11 2 2.9
24 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.108 — 10 -14 2 3.1
25 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.642 — 13 -12 0 2.0
26 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.508 — 14 -12 1 2.9
27 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.583 — 15 -12 1 2.8
28 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.283 +0.36 16 -12 1 2.9
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.875 — 31 +2 3 3.7
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.533 — 30 -1 2 2.9
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.850 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-2-4.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-2-4.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-3-11-1-2.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-2-4.
22.900
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 8-7-6-7-7.
24.100
Released.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Slapper 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-29-22-25-25.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 25-32-24-26-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 27-31-21-28-27.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 26-30-23-27-26.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-16-30-23-21.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 30-15-32-22-22.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 31-14-31-24-24.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 32-13-29-21-23.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 5-20-12-4-14.
67.93
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 6-19-11-3-15.
72.34
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.8. Last five: 8-17-10-1-13.
63.53
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 7-18-9-2-16.
61.28
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 12-24-19-8-19.
111.78
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 11-23-18-5-17.
95.87
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.4. Last five: 9-21-20-7-18.
90.42
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.3. Last five: 10-22-17-6-20.
96.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-9-3-19-1.
23.32
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 1-11-1-17-2.
19.76
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 4-12-2-18-3.
22.05
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.3. Last five: 2-10-4-20-4.
24.90
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-6-6-11-10.
7.87
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-7-7-9-12.
6.83
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-5-8-10-11.
7.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-8-5-12-9.
8.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
48 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 18-3-16-16-5.
12.10
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
48 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 17-1-13-15-7.
12.68
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 20-2-15-13-6.
15.28
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
48 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.4. Last five: 19-4-14-14-8.
14.26
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 23-28-28-29-32.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-25-27-30-30.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 24-27-25-32-29.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 21-26-26-31-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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