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· Season 5 · Round 16

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at Chute Tower

Puck Yeah took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:12.177 — 6 +5 6 11.9
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:12.177 — 6 +5 6 11.9
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:12.177 — 6 +5 6 11.9
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:12.177 — 6 +5 6 11.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.778 +3.60 2 0 9 11.1
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.778 +3.60 2 0 9 11.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.778 +3.60 2 0 9 11.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.778 +3.60 2 0 9 11.1
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:20.144 +7.97 4 +1 8 10.8
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:20.144 +7.97 4 +1 8 10.8
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:20.144 +7.97 4 +1 8 10.8
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:20.144 +7.97 4 +1 8 10.8
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:22.311 +10.13 8 +4 6 9.3
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:22.311 +10.13 8 +4 6 9.3
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:22.311 +10.13 8 +4 6 9.3
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:22.311 +10.13 8 +4 6 9.3
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.895 +14.72 3 -2 10 11.3
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.895 +14.72 3 -2 10 11.3
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.895 +14.72 3 -2 10 11.3
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.895 +14.72 3 -2 10 11.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:29.500 +17.32 1 -5 6 10.9
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:29.500 +17.32 1 -5 6 10.9
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:29.500 +17.32 1 -5 6 10.9
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:29.500 +17.32 1 -5 6 10.9
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:32.538 +20.36 7 0 13 12.5
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:32.538 +20.36 7 0 13 12.5
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:32.538 +20.36 7 0 13 12.5
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:32.538 +20.36 7 0 13 12.5
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:35.244 +23.07 5 -3 6 9.9
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:35.244 +23.07 5 -3 6 9.9
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:35.244 +23.07 5 -3 6 9.9
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:35.244 +23.07 5 -3 6 9.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.900
The lead changes hands. Slapper. Career record: 57 wins from 119, average finish 3.2.
7.867
Pilot Light hits the front. Career record: 2 wins from 114, average finish 7.4.
14.789
That is a big one for Old Gristle. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
19.594
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
24.033
And it all goes wrong.
28.700
Old Gristle goes to the front.
31.161
Slapper is going to win this. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-9.
33.406
Right into it goes Honey Mustard.
36.806
It is Slapper!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.944 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 4.683 Honey Mustard 2.411
Sweeping Curve Metal Pilot Light 6.556 Yolk 1.772
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Pilot Light 8.478 Pilot Light 1.922
The Drops Metal Yolk 9.978 Slapper 1.323
Laundry Chute Metal Yolk 13.150 Honey Mustard 2.467
Narrow Pipe Metal Yolk 15.517 Yolk 2.367
The Drops Slick Yolk 17.844 Slapper 2.261
Rotating Drum Metal Old Gristle 28.489 Old Gristle 8.172
Laundry Chute Smooth Old Gristle 30.722 Sweaty Gerald 2.195
The Washboard Metal Old Gristle 33.217 Slapper 2.078
Slick Floor Smooth Slapper 34.161 Slapper 0.761
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-4-11-7-5.
84.71
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-7-8-4-3.
186.56
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-4-15-12.
111.71
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-7-9-4-5.
81.92
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-6-5-7-13.
72.25
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
110 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-7-5-9.
47.90
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-7-7-5.
117.64
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
114 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-7-13-5-5.
77.56
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
111 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-6-14-2.
74.77
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-8-4-8-10.
132.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-15-4-8.
114.26
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
111 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-8-6-2-8.
89.64
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-5-6-10-8.
64.02
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
109 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 15-5-5-7-6.
164.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
114 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-13-6-11-7.
105.74
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
117 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-16-4-8.
88.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
109 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-4-1-2.
9.66
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
118 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-3-16-3.
40.73
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
113 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 10-3-15-3-8.
33.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
109 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-3-6-3-1.
15.84
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
111 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-3-1-2.
7.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
117 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-2-2-16-1.
13.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
104 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-14-2-8-4.
21.62
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
117 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 9-2-2-11-2.
19.43
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
117 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-9-2-14.
11.37
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
104 starts, 41 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 14-1-1-1-2.
17.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
112 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-10-1-1.
8.36
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
116 starts, 62 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 8-1-1-1-3.
10.84
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
123 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-6-5-5-6.
49.19
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 7-4-5-9-8.
56.16
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
108 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-4-4-12-5.
64.00
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
106 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-5-2-6-15.
32.43

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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