· Season 5 · Round 18
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:20.228 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:20.228 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:20.228 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:20.228 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:29.356 | +9.13 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 8.5 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:29.356 | +9.13 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 8.5 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:29.356 | +9.13 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 8.5 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:29.356 | +9.13 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 8.5 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:30.511 | +10.28 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:30.511 | +10.28 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:30.511 | +10.28 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:30.511 | +10.28 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:30.977 | +10.75 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 8.6 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:30.977 | +10.75 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 8.6 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:30.977 | +10.75 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 8.6 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:30.977 | +10.75 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:41.045 | +20.82 | 3 | -2 | 11 | 8.2 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:41.045 | +20.82 | 3 | -2 | 11 | 8.2 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:41.045 | +20.82 | 3 | -2 | 11 | 8.2 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:41.045 | +20.82 | 3 | -2 | 11 | 8.2 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:41.316 | +21.09 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:41.316 | +21.09 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:41.316 | +21.09 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:41.316 | +21.09 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:43.977 | +23.75 | 2 | -5 | 6 | 10.1 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:43.977 | +23.75 | 2 | -5 | 6 | 10.1 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:43.977 | +23.75 | 2 | -5 | 6 | 10.1 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:43.977 | +23.75 | 2 | -5 | 6 | 10.1 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:45.195 | +24.97 | 7 | -1 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:45.195 | +24.97 | 7 | -1 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:45.195 | +24.97 | 7 | -1 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:45.195 | +24.97 | 7 | -1 | 13 | 8.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.2 contacts an event coming in.
4.233
And it's The Lieutenant in front now. Career record: 29 wins from 121, average finish 4.1.
8.033
Refried Ron is losing places.
14.022
Up goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-2-16.
17.883
Right into it goes Second Sock. Averaging 9.0 contacts an event coming in.
22.994
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-3-1.
29.028
Up goes Second Sock.
31.322
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
33.478
Well, that was always going to happen.
36.878
The Lieutenant wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.961 | The Lieutenant 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 4.472 | Yolk 2.506 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Second Sock | 8.078 | Second Sock 3.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 11.889 | The Lieutenant 3.795 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 13.894 | The Coaster 1.800 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 15.389 | The Lieutenant 1.495 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | The Lieutenant | 22.633 | The Lieutenant 7.244 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 24.494 | The Lieutenant 1.861 |
| The Kicker | Slick | The Lieutenant | 26.389 | The Lieutenant 1.895 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 29.750 | Second Sock 1.861 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 32.106 | Second Sock 2.100 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 34.322 | The Lieutenant 2.216 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
121 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-13-7-8-4.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-8-3-7-9.
167.16
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
106 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-4-15.
181.33
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-4-11-7.
141.52
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-6-5-7.
124.11
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-6-7-13-5.
111.31
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-6-7-7.
137.98
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
112 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-7-6-3-7.
128.96
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-8-15-4.
154.78
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-8-8-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-11-8-4-8.
162.12
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-12-8-6-2.
115.71
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-6-2-5-6.
169.86
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-13-6-11.
152.80
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
118 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-6-16-4.
120.57
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
110 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-15-5-5-7.
194.90
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
119 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-16-3-3-16.
30.87
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
114 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-10-3-15-3.
31.05
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
111 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-2-3-3-4.
12.97
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
118 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-2-2-16.
11.65
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
112 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-3-1.
8.70
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
106 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-3-2-14-2.
18.77
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
118 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-9-2-2-11.
14.91
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
113 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-10-1.
7.28
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
124 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-6-5-5.
55.56
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
114 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-4-7-4-5.
57.57
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-5-2-6.
39.19
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-4-4-4-12.
66.61
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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