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· Season 5 · Round 25

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.884 — 3 +2 9 11.8
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.884 — 3 +2 9 11.8
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.884 — 3 +2 9 11.8
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.884 — 3 +2 9 11.8
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:14.245 +4.36 4 +2 6 10.6
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:14.245 +4.36 4 +2 6 10.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:14.245 +4.36 4 +2 6 10.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:14.245 +4.36 4 +2 6 10.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:19.983 +10.10 5 +2 7 11.9
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:19.983 +10.10 5 +2 7 11.9
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:19.983 +10.10 5 +2 7 11.9
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:19.983 +10.10 5 +2 7 11.9
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:24.822 +14.94 1 -3 13 10.1
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:24.822 +14.94 1 -3 13 10.1
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:24.822 +14.94 1 -3 13 10.1
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:24.822 +14.94 1 -3 13 10.1
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.244 +15.36 7 +2 9 11.5
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.244 +15.36 7 +2 9 11.5
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.244 +15.36 7 +2 9 11.5
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.244 +15.36 7 +2 9 11.5
— Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:31.644 +21.76 8 +2 8 17.0
— The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:31.644 +21.76 8 +2 8 17.0
— Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:31.644 +21.76 8 +2 8 17.0
— Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:31.644 +21.76 8 +2 8 17.0
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:34.284 +24.40 2 -5 7 10.1
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:34.284 +24.40 2 -5 7 10.1
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:34.284 +24.40 2 -5 7 10.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:34.284 +24.40 2 -5 7 10.1
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:38.173 +28.29 6 -2 5 10.2
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.173 +28.29 6 -2 5 10.2
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:38.173 +28.29 6 -2 5 10.2
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.173 +28.29 6 -2 5 10.2
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble. Averaging 11.3 contacts an event coming in.
4.628
Wide Load takes a knock.
8.033
And it all goes wrong.
13.967
Gravy gets air.
19.244
Long John gets air.
24.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-3-3.
28.306
Gravy is going to win this.
28.739
Right into it goes Gravy. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
32.139
It is Gravy!
40.922
Heavy contact for Refried Ron. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Damp Kevin 1.972 Crawlspace 1.933
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 4.672 Gravy 2.405
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 6.256 Gravy 1.584
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Gravy 8.122 Gravy 1.866
The Drops Metal Gravy 9.372 Gravy 1.250
Laundry Chute Metal Gravy 12.022 Stubbs 2.067
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 14.728 Stubbs 1.483
The Drops Slick Gravy 16.994 Stubbs 1.861
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 24.433 Gravy 7.439
Laundry Chute Smooth Gravy 26.639 Wide Load 1.933
The Washboard Metal Gravy 28.744 Wide Load 1.928
Slick Floor Smooth Gravy 31.306 Wide Load 0.711
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-6-6-3.
128.56
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
108 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-8-7-8.
89.47
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
122 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-6-7-6-8.
149.98
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
113 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-6-10-5.
103.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
118 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-5-4-7.
89.91
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
117 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-7-7-6-7.
66.95
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-7-6-6.
69.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-8-7-4.
84.50
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-4-9-8-5.
68.84
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
118 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-4-6-8-7.
104.84
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
121 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-8-6-5-11.
66.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
116 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-11-8-7-5.
104.85
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-5-9-6-15.
83.88
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
115 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-12-5-7.
140.74
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
121 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-7-5-6-5.
54.97
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-7-5-5-6.
167.63
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
112 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-4-2-3-3.
12.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
122 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-4-2-16.
18.56
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
119 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 13-3-15-4-15.
58.72
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
117 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-3-16-4-2.
15.60
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
109 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 12-2-2-3-3.
20.47
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
116 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 9-2-13-2-3.
17.35
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
121 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-4-3-1.
10.72
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
124 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-1-2-8.
16.29
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
111 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 15-1-1-14-1.
31.19
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
118 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-10-1-1-13.
11.49
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
121 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 11-1-1-1-1.
12.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
120 starts, 65 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-1-3-1-8.
6.29
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
120 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-5-3-3-5.
34.19
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-5-3-3-4.
42.14
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
127 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-3-5-4-4.
31.60
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
110 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-2-3-4-4.
24.17

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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