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· Season 5 · Round 34

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at Chute Tower

Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:13.656 — 5 +4 8 10.8
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:13.656 — 5 +4 8 10.8
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:13.656 — 5 +4 8 10.8
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:13.656 — 5 +4 8 10.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:19.644 +5.99 7 +5 10 12.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:19.644 +5.99 7 +5 10 12.9
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:19.644 +5.99 7 +5 10 12.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:19.644 +5.99 7 +5 10 12.9
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:20.267 +6.61 2 -1 7 11.7
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:20.267 +6.61 2 -1 7 11.7
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:20.267 +6.61 2 -1 7 11.7
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:20.267 +6.61 2 -1 7 11.7
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:20.916 +7.26 3 -1 6 11.3
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:20.916 +7.26 3 -1 6 11.3
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:20.916 +7.26 3 -1 6 11.3
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:20.916 +7.26 3 -1 6 11.3
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:28.855 +15.20 6 +1 12 9.7
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:28.855 +15.20 6 +1 12 9.7
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:28.855 +15.20 6 +1 12 9.7
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:28.855 +15.20 6 +1 12 9.7
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:29.861 +16.21 4 -2 10 10.6
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:29.861 +16.21 4 -2 10 10.6
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:29.861 +16.21 4 -2 10 10.6
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:29.861 +16.21 4 -2 10 10.6
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:34.112 +20.46 1 -6 11 10.8
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:34.112 +20.46 1 -6 11 10.8
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:34.112 +20.46 1 -6 11 10.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:34.112 +20.46 1 -6 11 10.8
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:36.722 +23.07 8 0 7 10.9
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:36.722 +23.07 8 0 7 10.9
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:36.722 +23.07 8 0 7 10.9
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:36.722 +23.07 8 0 7 10.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.200
And it's Chunk in front now. Career record: 41 wins from 135, average finish 3.7.
8.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
11.617
That is going to sting in the morning.
16.717
Big air for Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-14-3.
24.033
Big move from Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-1-1.
29.428
Chunk has it.
31.028
They are going to the line together.
34.428
Puck Yeah takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.944 Sweaty Gerald 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.456 Chunk 2.512
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 5.989 Chunk 1.533
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Chunk 7.711 Chunk 1.722
The Drops Metal Chunk 8.994 Chunk 1.283
Laundry Chute Metal Chunk 11.061 Chunk 2.067
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 13.322 Chunk 2.261
The Drops Slick Chunk 16.661 Yolk 2.122
Rotating Drum Metal Chunk 25.933 Thick Rick 7.622
Laundry Chute Smooth Chunk 28.156 Yolk 2.117
The Washboard Metal Chunk 30.294 Thick Rick 2.045
Slick Floor Smooth Chunk 32.428 Puck Yeah 0.767
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
120 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-3-7-6-14.
129.76
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
112 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-7-7-7-6.
117.58
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
128 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-4-7.
153.10
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-15-7-6.
112.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
122 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-11-5-5-6.
83.19
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
125 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-8-8-5-6.
65.39
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
120 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-11-4-6.
78.88
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
124 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-8-7-5-13.
97.42
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
125 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-4-5-8-7.
86.13
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-4-7-8-8.
68.06
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
120 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-8-4.
94.54
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-5-8-9-8.
63.90
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
120 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-6-10-5-5.
110.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
128 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-8-15-6-2.
115.63
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
117 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-6-5-7.
63.37
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-9-6-5.
122.91
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
125 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-14-3-8-5.
43.92
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-2.
12.64
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
122 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 16-3-2-3-3.
27.37
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
119 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-3-6-3-7.
13.88
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
131 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-10-2-3.
10.57
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
125 starts, 31 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 13-1-2-1-2.
15.85
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
112 starts, 26 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-1-12-2.
11.22
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
123 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-1-2-2-4.
16.09
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
124 starts, 66 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 2-12-1-2-1.
8.85
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
129 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 12-2-3-1-1.
15.08
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
116 starts, 47 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 11-2-1-2-2.
20.70
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
122 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-2-1.
7.48
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
132 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 15-5-13-4-4.
84.87
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
125 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-5-4-12-4.
36.36
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
117 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-4-16-4-3.
63.27
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 5-4-4-4-6.
35.55

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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