· Season 5 · Round 36
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:17.256 | — | 6 | +5 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:17.256 | — | 6 | +5 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:17.256 | — | 6 | +5 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:17.256 | — | 6 | +5 | 10 | 9.7 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:27.257 | +10.00 | 4 | +2 | 6 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:27.257 | +10.00 | 4 | +2 | 6 | 11.0 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:27.257 | +10.00 | 4 | +2 | 6 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:27.257 | +10.00 | 4 | +2 | 6 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:34.144 | +16.89 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:34.144 | +16.89 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:34.144 | +16.89 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:34.144 | +16.89 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 9.2 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:36.517 | +19.26 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.7 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:36.517 | +19.26 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.7 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:36.517 | +19.26 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.7 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:36.517 | +19.26 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 9.7 |
| 5 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:41.484 | +24.23 | 1 | -4 | 8 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:41.484 | +24.23 | 1 | -4 | 8 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:41.484 | +24.23 | 1 | -4 | 8 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:41.484 | +24.23 | 1 | -4 | 8 | 9.4 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:44.150 | +26.89 | 5 | -1 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:44.150 | +26.89 | 5 | -1 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:44.150 | +26.89 | 5 | -1 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:44.150 | +26.89 | 5 | -1 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:44.695 | +27.44 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.695 | +27.44 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.695 | +27.44 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:44.695 | +27.44 | 3 | -4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.211 | +28.96 | 7 | -1 | 8 | 8.9 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.211 | +28.96 | 7 | -1 | 8 | 8.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.211 | +28.96 | 7 | -1 | 8 | 8.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.211 | +28.96 | 7 | -1 | 8 | 8.9 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
4.133
Gravy has the lead. Career record: 27 wins from 116, average finish 3.8.
8.033
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 10-2-2-1-1.
12.983
And Refried Ron takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-7-10-5-6.
17.972
Right into it goes Big Randy.
24.033
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-3-14.
28.811
Thick Rick gets air.
32.350
And Radiator takes flight.
34.900
Gravy has it. Recent finishes: 10-2-2-1-1.
36.500
They are going to the line together.
39.900
Gravy takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.950 | Refried Ron 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 4.461 | Gravy 2.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 7.506 | Gravy 3.045 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 11.289 | Gravy 3.783 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | Gravy | 13.383 | Thick Rick 1.867 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 14.944 | Thick Rick 1.495 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | Gravy | 24.233 | Thick Rick 8.705 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Gravy | 26.178 | Gravy 1.945 |
| The Kicker | Slick | Gravy | 28.128 | Gravy 1.950 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Gravy | 32.239 | Slapper 1.495 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Gravy | 35.183 | Slapper 1.628 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 37.900 | Slapper 1.761 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
121 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-3-7-6.
191.54
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
114 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-14-7-7.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-7-6-4.
217.65
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-7-15-7.
196.20
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-5-11-4.
142.13
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
124 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-8-8-11-5.
207.70
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
125 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-8-7-5.
168.83
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-4-8-8-5.
99.54
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-2-4-5-8.
145.13
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-8-8-8.
121.83
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
127 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-9-6-9-6.
166.01
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-5-7-6-6.
113.76
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
121 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-6-6-10-5.
151.45
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
129 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-8-15-6.
166.84
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
126 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-3-14-3-8.
44.58
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
123 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-16-3-2-3.
18.79
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
126 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-3.
11.43
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
113 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-2-1-12.
9.86
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
125 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-8-1-2.
13.62
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
132 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-1-10-2.
8.97
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
126 starts, 32 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-13-1-2-1.
13.82
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
118 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-5-4-16-4.
68.96
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-5-4-4-4.
41.87
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-15-5-13.
88.77
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-5-4-12.
46.07
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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