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· Season 5 · Round 43

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Wide Load wins at Chute Tower

Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:05.971 — 1 0 8 12.8
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:05.971 — 1 0 8 12.8
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:05.971 — 1 0 8 12.8
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:05.971 — 1 0 8 12.8
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:10.156 +4.19 7 +5 9 12.5
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:10.156 +4.19 7 +5 9 12.5
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:10.156 +4.19 7 +5 9 12.5
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:10.156 +4.19 7 +5 9 12.5
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.533 +6.56 3 0 9 11.5
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.533 +6.56 3 0 9 11.5
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.533 +6.56 3 0 9 11.5
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.533 +6.56 3 0 9 11.5
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:22.166 +16.20 2 -2 5 10.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:22.166 +16.20 2 -2 5 10.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:22.166 +16.20 2 -2 5 10.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:22.166 +16.20 2 -2 5 10.4
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:27.388 +21.42 5 0 9 10.7
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:27.388 +21.42 5 0 9 10.7
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:27.388 +21.42 5 0 9 10.7
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:27.388 +21.42 5 0 9 10.7
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.518 +22.55 6 0 9 12.2
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:28.518 +22.55 6 0 9 12.2
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.518 +22.55 6 0 9 12.2
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:28.518 +22.55 6 0 9 12.2
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:36.617 +30.65 4 -3 9 9.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:36.617 +30.65 4 -3 9 9.7
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:36.617 +30.65 4 -3 9 9.7
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:36.617 +30.65 4 -3 9 9.7
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:37.645 +31.67 8 0 6 10.3
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:37.645 +31.67 8 0 6 10.3
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:37.645 +31.67 8 0 6 10.3
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:37.645 +31.67 8 0 6 10.3
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.900
Tender Greg gets hit hard.
8.628
Up goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 16-1-1-1-2.
14.778
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 16-1-1-1-2.
19.067
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-6-5.
28.289
Here comes Gravy. Recent finishes: 4-3-2-2-1.
28.328
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.728
The Coaster takes it. Career record: 61 wins from 133, average finish 3.2.
40.050
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Floppy Joe 1.978 Thick Rick 1.961
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 4.589 Gravy 2.378
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 6.206 Gravy 1.567
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Thick Rick 7.972 Thick Rick 1.766
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 9.244 The Coaster 1.150
Laundry Chute Metal Thick Rick 13.150 The Coaster 2.639
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 15.717 The Coaster 2.144
The Drops Slick Gravy 17.939 Gravy 2.117
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 24.550 Gravy 6.611
Laundry Chute Smooth Gravy 26.417 Gravy 1.867
The Washboard Metal Gravy 28.361 Gravy 1.944
Slick Floor Smooth Gravy 31.289 The Coaster 0.738
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-6-15-6-8.
170.78
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
134 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 2-6-12-6-2.
79.65
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
123 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-6-7-7-3.
80.63
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-6-15-7.
118.88
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-9-8-7-8.
93.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
127 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-7-6-8-8.
95.84
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
128 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-7-8-12-7.
90.91
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
127 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-8-6-8.
74.03
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
124 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-6-4.
57.91
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
134 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-5-11-5-6.
136.71
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
129 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-16-6-2.
62.29
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
125 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-10-5-6.
85.55
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-8-8-7-4.
144.22
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
123 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-4-5-6-6.
63.65
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
132 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-16-4-5-6.
116.60
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
131 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-8-4-6-5.
63.96
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
128 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-7-3-3-14.
26.36
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
126 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 11-3-3-7-8.
28.63
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
130 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-7-7-3.
13.40
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
128 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 12-3-4-7-4.
26.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
116 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 10-2-2-1-1.
14.60
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
137 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-2-1-2-3.
10.69
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
129 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-13-2-5-2.
15.46
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
130 starts, 32 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-2-4-1.
11.94
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
128 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 15-1-2-1-2.
14.06
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
120 starts, 49 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 16-1-1-2-11.
25.20
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
132 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-12-2.
9.52
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
132 starts, 72 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-5-1-1.
5.58
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
122 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 13-4-4-3-4.
60.72
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
122 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-3-3-13-4.
45.96
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
137 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-14-3-4-4.
75.34
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
131 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 14-4-6-3-14.
74.28

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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