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· Season 5 · Round 7

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Chute Tower

The Coaster took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:09.056 — 3 +2 8 12.5
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:09.056 — 3 +2 8 12.5
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:09.056 — 3 +2 8 12.5
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:09.056 — 3 +2 8 12.5
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.616 +0.56 6 +4 5 11.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.616 +0.56 6 +4 5 11.1
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.616 +0.56 6 +4 5 11.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.616 +0.56 6 +4 5 11.1
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:21.706 +12.65 4 +1 6 12.4
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:21.706 +12.65 4 +1 6 12.4
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:21.706 +12.65 4 +1 6 12.4
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:21.706 +12.65 4 +1 6 12.4
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:27.044 +17.99 1 -3 8 10.5
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:27.044 +17.99 1 -3 8 10.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:27.044 +17.99 1 -3 8 10.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:27.044 +17.99 1 -3 8 10.5
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:27.844 +18.79 8 +3 9 11.0
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:27.844 +18.79 8 +3 9 11.0
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:27.844 +18.79 8 +3 9 11.0
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:27.844 +18.79 8 +3 9 11.0
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:29.511 +20.46 7 +1 7 13.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:29.511 +20.46 7 +1 7 13.0
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:29.511 +20.46 7 +1 7 13.0
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:29.511 +20.46 7 +1 7 13.0
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:30.740 +21.68 5 -2 9 12.4
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:30.740 +21.68 5 -2 9 12.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:30.740 +21.68 5 -2 9 12.4
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:30.740 +21.68 5 -2 9 12.4
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:34.589 +25.53 2 -6 8 10.3
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:34.589 +25.53 2 -6 8 10.3
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:34.589 +25.53 2 -6 8 10.3
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:34.589 +25.53 2 -6 8 10.3
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.489
That is a big one for Old Gristle. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
11.889
That is a big one for Slapper.
15.372
And Stubbs takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-6-3-1-1.
20.350
Big air for Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-12-5-4-12.
24.033
Big Randy is last now.
27.022
Here comes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-9-2-14-4.
28.622
They are going to the line together.
32.022
Slapper wins it.
40.033
It is all going wrong for Butter Bean.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crawlspace 1.944 Crawlspace 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Damp Kevin 4.689 Slapper 2.433
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 6.272 Slapper 1.583
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Slapper 8.022 Stubbs 1.712
The Drops Metal Slapper 9.206 Slapper 1.184
Laundry Chute Metal Slapper 11.800 Slapper 2.594
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 14.350 Slapper 2.550
The Drops Slick Slapper 16.600 Stubbs 2.200
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 23.622 Slapper 7.022
Laundry Chute Smooth Slapper 25.467 Slapper 1.845
The Washboard Metal Slapper 27.456 Slapper 1.989
Slick Floor Smooth Slapper 30.022 Stubbs 0.784
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
102 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-7-5-8.
83.25
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-7-5.
146.58
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
101 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-7-7-5-8.
147.23
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-7-5-7-6.
138.55
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-9-5-4-5.
75.61
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-5-7-7.
102.92
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 13-5-5-6-5.
116.03
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-5-7-6-10.
90.63
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
105 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-5-3.
51.85
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
108 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-4-8-7-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-4-8-8-5.
47.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-7-4-10-8.
217.07
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-6-5-6-9.
71.25
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
110 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-8-6-6-6.
92.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-3-6-13-6.
114.33
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
115 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-4-8-7-6.
166.04
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
107 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 6-3-1-1-14.
23.99
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
107 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-1-2-1-3.
11.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
108 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-1-3-5-2.
13.71
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
110 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-16-1-3-3.
18.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
109 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-2-2-6.
9.15
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
99 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-3-2-2-1.
11.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
111 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-9-2-4.
16.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
113 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-1-3-11-2.
11.28
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
115 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 9-2-14-4-1.
17.55
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
106 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-4-8-1-2.
11.89
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
100 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-4-1-2.
12.84
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
111 starts, 59 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 8-2-12-4-1.
12.84
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 6-3-11-4-3.
52.85
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
120 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-6-6-13-3.
96.85
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
104 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 2-6-15-3-4.
42.48
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-3-4-14-3.
40.28

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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