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The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Wide Load wins at Chute Tower

Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:00.862 — 6 +5 9 10.8
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:00.862 — 6 +5 9 10.8
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:00.862 — 6 +5 9 10.8
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:00.862 — 6 +5 9 10.8
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:16.877 +16.02 4 +2 7 10.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:16.877 +16.02 4 +2 7 10.9
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:16.877 +16.02 4 +2 7 10.9
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:16.877 +16.02 4 +2 7 10.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:20.383 +19.52 5 +2 8 10.9
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:20.383 +19.52 5 +2 8 10.9
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:20.383 +19.52 5 +2 8 10.9
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:20.383 +19.52 5 +2 8 10.9
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:22.122 +21.26 7 +3 8 10.5
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:22.122 +21.26 7 +3 8 10.5
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:22.122 +21.26 7 +3 8 10.5
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:22.122 +21.26 7 +3 8 10.5
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:29.617 +28.76 2 -3 7 10.6
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:29.617 +28.76 2 -3 7 10.6
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:29.617 +28.76 2 -3 7 10.6
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:29.617 +28.76 2 -3 7 10.6
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.499 +30.64 3 -3 6 12.7
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:31.499 +30.64 3 -3 6 12.7
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:31.499 +30.64 3 -3 6 12.7
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.499 +30.64 3 -3 6 12.7
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:35.461 +34.60 1 -6 9 10.7
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:35.461 +34.60 1 -6 9 10.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:35.461 +34.60 1 -6 9 10.7
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:35.461 +34.60 1 -6 9 10.7
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.350 +35.49 8 0 9 10.2
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.350 +35.49 8 0 9 10.2
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.350 +35.49 8 0 9 10.2
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.350 +35.49 8 0 9 10.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.267
Wide Load takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 7, average finish 4.4.
8.033
Chunk is going backwards.
14.306
Stubbs is airborne.
18.222
Butter Bean is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-7-6.
21.756
And Stubbs takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-3-8-3-15.
25.367
That is the sport, right there.
31.633
Wide Load has it.
34.633
It is Wide Load! Career record: 2 wins from 7, average finish 4.4.
40.033
Absolute carnage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Butter Bean 1.944 Butter Bean 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 4.461 Wide Load 2.517
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 7.217 Wide Load 2.756
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Wide Load 9.311 Wide Load 2.094
The Drops Metal Wide Load 10.717 Chunk 1.384
Laundry Chute Metal Wide Load 13.889 Stubbs 2.728
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 16.383 Wide Load 2.494
The Drops Slick Wide Load 18.894 Chunk 1.939
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 30.017 Chunk 8.372
Laundry Chute Smooth Wide Load 31.961 Wide Load 1.944
The Washboard Metal Wide Load 33.911 Wide Load 1.950
Slick Floor Smooth Wide Load 34.633 Wide Load 0.722
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 8-5-6-5.
31.42
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-8-5-10-6.
55.38
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-8-6-11.
36.66
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6.
23.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-3-8-6-13.
70.41
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-8.
21.15
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-6-8-9.
61.92
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
4 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-5-1-8.
20.97
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-7.
21.51
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-12-7-3-15.
111.21
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-6-7-7-7.
156.94
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-6-7-16.
36.68
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 7-5.
20.85
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-7-8-5-4.
215.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 7-16-5-14.
69.41
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 14-7-2-5-5.
106.05
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-3-15-4.
46.45
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-3-4-6-3.
15.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-4.
15.32
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-3-11-4-7.
179.40
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
6 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 11-2-1-13-1.
43.18
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 9-2-1-8-7.
46.43
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
3 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-9-1.
22.16
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
2 starts, 1 win, average finish 1.5. Last five: 2-1.
12.42
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
3 starts, 1 win, average finish 1.7. Last five: 1-2-2.
14.05
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 15-1-6-2-2.
71.18
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
2 starts, 1 win, average finish 1.5. Last five: 1-2.
12.21
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
7 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 10-1-8-2-1.
29.00
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-3.
15.58
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-5.
18.33
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-4-4-14-3.
24.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-4-4-3-10.
25.57

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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