· Season 1 · Round 18
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:19.966 | — | 2 | +1 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:19.966 | — | 2 | +1 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:19.966 | — | 2 | +1 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:19.966 | — | 2 | +1 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:25.600 | +5.63 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 10.3 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:25.600 | +5.63 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 10.3 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:25.600 | +5.63 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 10.3 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:25.600 | +5.63 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:29.172 | +9.21 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:29.172 | +9.21 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:29.172 | +9.21 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:29.172 | +9.21 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:31.567 | +11.60 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:31.567 | +11.60 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:31.567 | +11.60 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:31.567 | +11.60 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:33.245 | +13.28 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:33.245 | +13.28 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:33.245 | +13.28 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:33.245 | +13.28 | 4 | -1 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:37.056 | +17.09 | 8 | +2 | 3 | 8.2 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:37.056 | +17.09 | 8 | +2 | 3 | 8.2 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:37.056 | +17.09 | 8 | +2 | 3 | 8.2 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:37.056 | +17.09 | 8 | +2 | 3 | 8.2 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:44.922 | +24.96 | 6 | -1 | 9 | 8.6 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:44.922 | +24.96 | 6 | -1 | 9 | 8.6 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:44.922 | +24.96 | 6 | -1 | 9 | 8.6 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:44.922 | +24.96 | 6 | -1 | 9 | 8.6 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:49.205 | +29.24 | 7 | -1 | 7 | 10.0 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:49.205 | +29.24 | 7 | -1 | 7 | 10.0 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:49.205 | +29.24 | 7 | -1 | 7 | 10.0 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:49.205 | +29.24 | 7 | -1 | 7 | 10.0 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.4 contacts an event coming in.
7.500
The Lieutenant hits the front. Career record: 2 wins from 11, average finish 5.6.
11.633
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.172
That is going to sting in the morning.
18.711
Right into it goes Floppy Joe.
23.311
And it all goes wrong.
28.444
Damp Kevin is airborne.
29.189
Here comes The Lieutenant.
32.033
The Unit is last now.
35.433
It is The Lieutenant!
40.033
Look at that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Floppy Joe | 1.983 | Floppy Joe 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 4.561 | Puck Yeah 2.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 7.328 | The Lieutenant 2.622 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 9.589 | The Lieutenant 2.261 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 11.200 | The Lieutenant 1.611 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 12.617 | The Lieutenant 1.417 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | The Lieutenant | 19.433 | The Lieutenant 6.816 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 21.172 | The Lieutenant 1.739 |
| The Kicker | Slick | The Lieutenant | 22.967 | The Lieutenant 1.795 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 27.406 | Thick Rick 1.444 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 29.878 | Thick Rick 1.644 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 32.189 | Thick Rick 1.778 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 5-8-6.
26.31
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-8-5-6-5.
49.36
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-6-8-6.
63.13
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-3-8-5-10.
53.72
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-3-8-6.
81.40
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-5-6-8.
73.09
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-4-6-7-16.
84.73
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-13-7-8-5.
164.33
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 6-7-16-5-14.
152.89
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-14-7-2.
125.99
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 2-3-16-3-11.
60.80
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-9-2-1-8.
26.37
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
5 starts, 2 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 3-1-2-9-1.
14.96
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
3 starts, 2 wins, average finish 1.3. Last five: 1-2-1.
10.71
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
7 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-11-2-1-13.
19.10
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-4-3.
16.57
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-4-3-5.
18.47
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-2-4-4-3.
23.37
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-4-1-4-4.
35.31
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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