· Season 1 · Round 25
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Wide Load wins at Chute Tower
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:09.445 | — | 5 | +4 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:09.445 | — | 5 | +4 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:09.445 | — | 5 | +4 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:09.445 | — | 5 | +4 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:09.916 | +0.47 | 3 | +1 | 5 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:09.916 | +0.47 | 3 | +1 | 5 | 11.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:09.916 | +0.47 | 3 | +1 | 5 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:09.916 | +0.47 | 3 | +1 | 5 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:20.122 | +10.68 | 7 | +4 | 6 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:20.122 | +10.68 | 7 | +4 | 6 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:20.122 | +10.68 | 7 | +4 | 6 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:20.122 | +10.68 | 7 | +4 | 6 | 11.5 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:26.078 | +16.63 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:26.078 | +16.63 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:26.078 | +16.63 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:26.078 | +16.63 | 1 | -3 | 11 | 10.2 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:28.227 | +18.78 | 4 | -1 | 3 | 10.3 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:28.227 | +18.78 | 4 | -1 | 3 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:28.227 | +18.78 | 4 | -1 | 3 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:28.227 | +18.78 | 4 | -1 | 3 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:29.117 | +19.67 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:29.117 | +19.67 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:29.117 | +19.67 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:29.117 | +19.67 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 10.5 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:29.226 | +19.78 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:29.226 | +19.78 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:29.226 | +19.78 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:29.226 | +19.78 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:29.627 | +20.18 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:29.627 | +20.18 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:29.627 | +20.18 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:29.627 | +20.18 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 10.9 |
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
4.728
Heavy contact for Floppy Joe. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
11.706
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
15.217
Big air for Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 12-4-4-4-12.
18.778
Big air for Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 5-5-4-4-13.
22.694
Refried Ron finds trouble.
29.144
Here comes Tender Greg.
32.144
Slapper takes it.
37.589
That is the sport, right there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Refried Ron | 1.944 | Refried Ron 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Lieutenant | 4.644 | The Lieutenant 2.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Lieutenant | 6.183 | The Lieutenant 1.539 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 7.956 | The Lieutenant 1.773 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 9.072 | The Lieutenant 1.116 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | The Lieutenant | 11.878 | The Unit 2.495 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 14.344 | The Unit 2.211 |
| The Drops | Slick | The Lieutenant | 16.461 | The Lieutenant 2.117 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Tender Greg | 26.678 | Lil Nugget 7.928 |
| Laundry Chute | Smooth | Tender Greg | 28.961 | Slapper 2.167 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Tender Greg | 31.256 | Slapper 2.139 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Tender Greg | 32.144 | The Lieutenant 0.777 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-8-5-3-8.
36.85
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-4-7-8.
69.11
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-7-8-5.
39.84
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-7-8-8.
54.43
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
11 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 8-6-2-7-5.
49.85
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-4-13-7-12.
71.28
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 1-4-10-4-11.
34.08
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-6-6-6-13.
83.14
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-10-7-6.
83.63
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-7-6-6-7.
98.17
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-7-5-14-6.
94.61
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.5. Last five: 11-2-3-13-2.
22.46
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 15-2-7-2-2.
66.50
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
11 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 16-3-9-3-1.
45.25
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
8 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-16-3-4.
15.77
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
8 starts, 3 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-2-15-1.
14.85
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
9 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-1-8-1-15.
33.93
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
11 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 14-1-1-11-1.
23.85
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
10 starts, 6 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-2-10-1.
9.68
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 12-8-12-5-6.
61.09
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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