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Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:05.834 — 2 +1 11 12.0
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:05.834 — 2 +1 11 12.0
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:05.834 — 2 +1 11 12.0
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:05.834 — 2 +1 11 12.0
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:18.217 +12.38 4 +2 8 9.7
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:18.217 +12.38 4 +2 8 9.7
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:18.217 +12.38 4 +2 8 9.7
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:18.217 +12.38 4 +2 8 9.7
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.939 +24.11 3 0 5 10.1
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.939 +24.11 3 0 5 10.1
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.939 +24.11 3 0 5 10.1
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.939 +24.11 3 0 5 10.1
— Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:31.639 +25.81 5 +1 10 19.7
— Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:31.639 +25.81 5 +1 10 19.7
— Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:31.639 +25.81 5 +1 10 19.7
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:31.639 +25.81 5 +1 10 19.7
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.577 +32.74 6 +1 12 12.0
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.577 +32.74 6 +1 12 12.0
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:38.577 +32.74 6 +1 12 12.0
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:38.577 +32.74 6 +1 12 12.0
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:39.256 +33.42 1 -5 6 11.4
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:39.256 +33.42 1 -5 6 11.4
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:39.256 +33.42 1 -5 6 11.4
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:39.256 +33.42 1 -5 6 11.4
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:44.894 +39.06 7 0 14 9.8
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:44.894 +39.06 7 0 14 9.8
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:44.894 +39.06 7 0 14 9.8
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:44.894 +39.06 7 0 14 9.8
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:57.016 +51.18 8 0 12 9.8
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:57.016 +51.18 8 0 12 9.8
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:57.016 +51.18 8 0 12 9.8
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:57.016 +51.18 8 0 12 9.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.000
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 4 wins from 16, average finish 4.6.
8.800
The lead changes hands. Tube Sock. Career record: 0 wins from 12, average finish 7.2.
12.294
Tender Greg gets air. Recent finishes: 16-3-12-4-4.
15.900
Right into it goes The Coaster. Averaging 7.9 contacts an event coming in.
23.978
And Chunk takes flight.
28.494
Tender Greg gets air.
28.767
Chunk is going to win this.
31.894
Chunk takes it.
36.150
Thick Rick has gone over the side.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Sweaty Gerald 1.950 Sweaty Gerald 1.950
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 4.494 Chunk 2.238
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 7.406 Chunk 2.912
Smooth Descent Hard Tube Sock 10.467 Tube Sock 2.723
The Drops Soft fabric Tube Sock 12.456 Tube Sock 1.989
Carpet Flat Carpet Tube Sock 14.500 Chunk 1.506
Fabric Run Metal Chunk 23.611 Chunk 8.505
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 25.439 Chunk 1.828
The Kicker Slick Chunk 27.272 Chunk 1.833
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 28.650 Chunk 1.378
Stairwell Carpet Chunk 30.144 Chunk 1.494
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 31.767 Chunk 1.623
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6-5-7-1-8.
42.35
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-10-3-5-5.
60.69
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-11-4-5-8.
100.64
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-6-5-8-5.
43.85
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-12-6-7-7.
121.87
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-13-5-6.
138.31
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-8-4-7.
87.27
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-8-6-2-7.
81.90
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-8-1-4.
110.75
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-9-4-4-6.
50.31
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 5-2-4-6-3.
42.70
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-4-4-13-7.
68.45
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-7-7-9-7.
193.71
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-10-7.
93.03
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-7-6-6.
75.81
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-7-5-14.
93.89
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-4-2-2-3.
14.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-15-2-7-2.
37.52
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-3-11-2-3.
13.55
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-14-2-2-3.
37.11
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
12 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-15-10-3-3.
22.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
11 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 3-1-1-3-2.
11.92
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
10 starts, 3 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-3-3-2-3.
6.32
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
12 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-16-3-9-3.
24.32
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
12 starts, 6 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-3-1-1-2.
9.97
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
10 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-1-2.
9.54
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
12 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-14-1-1-11.
16.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
11 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-5-13-1-8.
26.74
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-12-8-12-5.
42.31
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-16-8-5-12.
57.16
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 5-4-6-8-5.
31.96
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-8-4-15.
43.01

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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