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The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Stubbs wins at Chute Tower

Stubbs took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Honey Mustard finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:09.762 — 2 +1 9 11.2
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:09.762 — 2 +1 9 11.2
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:09.762 — 2 +1 9 11.2
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:09.762 — 2 +1 9 11.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:13.872 +4.11 6 +4 7 11.4
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:13.872 +4.11 6 +4 7 11.4
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:13.872 +4.11 6 +4 7 11.4
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:13.872 +4.11 6 +4 7 11.4
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:25.167 +15.41 7 +4 9 10.8
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:25.167 +15.41 7 +4 9 10.8
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:25.167 +15.41 7 +4 9 10.8
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:25.167 +15.41 7 +4 9 10.8
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:25.206 +15.44 4 0 10 11.0
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:25.206 +15.44 4 0 10 11.0
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:25.206 +15.44 4 0 10 11.0
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:25.206 +15.44 4 0 10 11.0
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:34.200 +24.44 3 -2 6 10.6
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:34.200 +24.44 3 -2 6 10.6
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:34.200 +24.44 3 -2 6 10.6
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:34.200 +24.44 3 -2 6 10.6
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:34.349 +24.59 8 +2 7 10.5
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:34.349 +24.59 8 +2 7 10.5
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:34.349 +24.59 8 +2 7 10.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:34.349 +24.59 8 +2 7 10.5
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:36.711 +26.95 1 -6 8 11.0
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:36.711 +26.95 1 -6 8 11.0
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:36.711 +26.95 1 -6 8 11.0
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:36.711 +26.95 1 -6 8 11.0
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:38.545 +28.78 5 -3 11 10.4
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:38.545 +28.78 5 -3 11 10.4
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:38.545 +28.78 5 -3 11 10.4
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:38.545 +28.78 5 -3 11 10.4
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 11.8 contacts an event coming in.
3.900
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
8.033
Look at that.
15.133
And it all goes wrong.
18.989
That is not going to help.
23.117
Custard gets hit hard.
30.478
Here comes Puck Yeah.
32.033
Floppy Joe slips to the rear.
35.433
They are going to the line together.
38.833
It is Stubbs! Career record: 1 wins from 17, average finish 5.1.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Refried Ron 1.950 Puck Yeah 1.939
Smooth Descent Metal Refried Ron 4.656 Second Sock 2.622
Sweeping Curve Metal Refried Ron 6.400 Refried Ron 1.744
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Refried Ron 8.394 Refried Ron 1.994
The Drops Metal Refried Ron 9.983 Gravy 1.261
Laundry Chute Metal Refried Ron 13.272 Gravy 2.833
Narrow Pipe Metal Refried Ron 15.889 Puck Yeah 2.373
The Drops Slick Refried Ron 18.911 Gravy 2.172
Rotating Drum Metal Refried Ron 28.144 Stubbs 7.789
Laundry Chute Smooth Refried Ron 30.411 Gravy 1.934
The Washboard Metal Refried Ron 32.728 Gravy 1.994
Slick Floor Smooth Puck Yeah 33.478 Puck Yeah 0.772
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 BEA The Beans 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 1/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
11 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-8-6-5-7.
55.95
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-5-8-8.
90.43
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 3-6-7-8-6.
54.90
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-15-6-11.
112.87
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-5-6-7-16.
193.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-5-8-9-6.
133.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-6-8-12.
79.78
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-10-8-8.
53.43
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-8-5-5-4.
126.42
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 8-6-4-5-5.
56.98
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-14-5-2.
114.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 8-5-6-5-9.
58.53
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-7-7-6.
102.05
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-7-7-16-7.
110.74
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-7-5-9-8.
188.98
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-5-7-13.
99.93
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 10-4-3-3-14.
38.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.7. Last five: 14-4-2-3-8.
33.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-15-3-3-3.
58.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-3-3-2-3.
10.05
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
12 starts, 3 wins, average finish 2.7. Last five: 2-2-1-3-3.
5.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
17 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-11-2-5.
22.40
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
16 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 12-2-3-2-6.
22.26
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
16 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-2-2-3-1.
16.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
14 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-2-14-1.
10.68
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
16 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 6-1-1-1-7.
14.20
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
16 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-10-1-1.
7.80
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
15 starts, 8 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 9-1-1-2-3.
9.62
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-4-14-4-7.
45.94
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 15-3-4-4-16.
88.91
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-4-13-4-8.
55.87
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 16-3-12-4-4.
116.85

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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