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Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Old Gristle wins at Nan's Landing

Old Gristle took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.461 — 5 +4 10 11.8
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.461 — 5 +4 10 11.8
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.461 — 5 +4 10 11.8
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.461 — 5 +4 10 11.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:18.939 +2.48 2 0 12 10.3
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:18.939 +2.48 2 0 12 10.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:18.939 +2.48 2 0 12 10.3
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:18.939 +2.48 2 0 12 10.3
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:34.644 +18.18 8 +5 5 9.6
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:34.644 +18.18 8 +5 5 9.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:34.644 +18.18 8 +5 5 9.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:34.644 +18.18 8 +5 5 9.6
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.039 +18.58 3 -1 11 9.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.039 +18.58 3 -1 11 9.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.039 +18.58 3 -1 11 9.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.039 +18.58 3 -1 11 9.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:39.600 +23.14 1 -4 12 8.8
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:39.600 +23.14 1 -4 12 8.8
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:39.600 +23.14 1 -4 12 8.8
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:39.600 +23.14 1 -4 12 8.8
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:40.617 +24.16 4 -2 7 9.5
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:40.617 +24.16 4 -2 7 9.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:40.617 +24.16 4 -2 7 9.5
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:40.617 +24.16 4 -2 7 9.5
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.905 +25.44 6 -1 10 10.7
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.905 +25.44 6 -1 10 10.7
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:41.905 +25.44 6 -1 10 10.7
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:41.905 +25.44 6 -1 10 10.7
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:46.693 +30.23 7 -1 12 10.0
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:46.693 +30.23 7 -1 12 10.0
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:46.693 +30.23 7 -1 12 10.0
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:46.693 +30.23 7 -1 12 10.0
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.167
The lead changes hands. Wide Load.
11.394
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 1-2-12-1-6.
15.622
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 8.0 contacts an event coming in.
19.072
Chunk finds trouble. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
Chunk is coming through.
28.333
Big air for Wide Load.
32.006
Wide Load has it.
32.189
No idea what happened there.
35.589
Chunk wins it. Career record: 7 wins from 22, average finish 4.0.
40.033
Refried Ron slips to the rear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Refried Ron 1.956 Refried Ron 1.956
Smooth Descent Carpet Stubbs 4.589 Wide Load 2.344
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 7.439 Wide Load 2.839
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 11.178 Wide Load 3.739
The Drops Soft fabric Wide Load 13.239 Wide Load 2.061
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 14.917 Chunk 1.600
Fabric Run Metal Wide Load 24.100 Chunk 9.111
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 26.017 Wide Load 1.917
The Kicker Slick Wide Load 27.950 Chunk 1.856
Carpet Flat Smooth Wide Load 29.756 Chunk 1.433
Stairwell Carpet Wide Load 32.611 Chunk 1.561
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 35.006 Chunk 1.656
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-7-6-5-8.
107.12
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-6-8-6-5.
63.51
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-3-6-7-8.
75.34
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-6-6-8-15.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-5-6-10-8.
84.04
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-11-5-6-7.
190.45
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-5-6-6.
142.27
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-5-8-9.
141.03
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-8-13-8-5.
171.31
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-8-14-5.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 8-8-6-4-5.
88.64
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 8-8-5-6-5.
70.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-7-7-5-9.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-1-7-7.
211.14
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-7-7-7.
116.99
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-4-7-5-7.
124.58
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-10-4-3.
44.85
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-14-4-2-3.
23.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-4-15-3-3.
48.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-4-3-3-2.
14.68
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
17 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-2-2-2-3.
11.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
17 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-12-2-3-2.
18.15
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
13 starts, 4 wins, average finish 2.5. Last five: 1-2-2-1-3.
6.01
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
19 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-1-2-2-11.
12.80
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
17 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-6-1-1-1.
14.43
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
16 starts, 8 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 2-9-1-1-2.
11.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
15 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-2-14.
11.62
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
18 starts, 10 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-2-1-1-10.
6.82
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.3. Last five: 3-15-3-4-4.
61.53
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-16-3-12-4.
67.97
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-3-4-13.
55.38
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-3-4-14-4.
42.40

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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