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Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at Nan's Landing

Chunk took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.861 — 3 +2 10 11.3
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.861 — 3 +2 10 11.3
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.861 — 3 +2 10 11.3
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.861 — 3 +2 10 11.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:14.988 +2.13 6 +4 9 10.2
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:14.988 +2.13 6 +4 9 10.2
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:14.988 +2.13 6 +4 9 10.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:14.988 +2.13 6 +4 9 10.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:28.694 +15.83 1 -2 12 9.9
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:28.694 +15.83 1 -2 12 9.9
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:28.694 +15.83 1 -2 12 9.9
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:28.694 +15.83 1 -2 12 9.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.433 +22.57 4 0 8 10.1
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.433 +22.57 4 0 8 10.1
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.433 +22.57 4 0 8 10.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.433 +22.57 4 0 8 10.1
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:35.745 +22.88 8 +3 7 7.7
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:35.745 +22.88 8 +3 7 7.7
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:35.745 +22.88 8 +3 7 7.7
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:35.745 +22.88 8 +3 7 7.7
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +25.85 7 +1 7 8.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +25.85 7 +1 7 8.8
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +25.85 7 +1 7 8.8
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +25.85 7 +1 7 8.8
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:43.290 +30.43 5 -2 7 9.4
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:43.290 +30.43 5 -2 7 9.4
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:43.290 +30.43 5 -2 7 9.4
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:43.290 +30.43 5 -2 7 9.4
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:45.205 +32.34 2 -6 11 8.1
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:45.205 +32.34 2 -6 11 8.1
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:45.205 +32.34 2 -6 11 8.1
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:45.205 +32.34 2 -6 11 8.1
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.567
Slapper has the lead.
8.033
Big move from Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 6-5-16-3-2.
12.244
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 6-2-2-2-7.
16.033
Butter Bean cannot hold position.
20.089
Damp Kevin takes a knock.
23.933
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-1-2-2-3.
27.528
Right into it goes Slapper. Averaging 8.8 contacts an event coming in.
29.950
Here comes Chunk. Recent finishes: 6-2-2-2-7.
31.050
That is not going to help.
34.450
Chunk wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Pilot Light 1.950 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Carpet Slapper 4.378 Slapper 2.439
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 6.917 Slapper 2.539
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.394 Slapper 3.477
The Drops Soft fabric Slapper 12.417 Slapper 2.023
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 14.111 Slapper 1.694
Fabric Run Metal Slapper 23.483 Chunk 8.673
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 25.367 Chunk 1.822
The Kicker Slick Slapper 27.189 Slapper 1.822
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 29.644 Chunk 1.422
Stairwell Carpet Chunk 31.222 Chunk 1.578
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 32.950 Chunk 1.728
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-6-7-5.
197.07
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-7-6-8-5.
121.19
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 5-6-6-8-5.
100.65
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-6-5-6-7.
74.52
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-7-5-5.
106.45
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-7-6-5-7.
160.67
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-12-5-9-7.
162.85
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-5-10-7-5.
187.60
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-13-3-6-11.
175.89
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
23 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-3-4-8-8.
124.92
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 8-4-3-4-14.
109.00
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-3-15-4.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-4-8-7-7.
130.38
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-3-4-8-10.
94.49
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-5-4-5.
200.49
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
23 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-6-8-5.
108.70
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-10-1-3-16.
39.55
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
20 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-1-3-1.
16.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-1-13-3.
16.83
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
23 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-3-4-14.
14.54
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
24 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-7-2-1.
8.63
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
25 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-11-7-2-4.
17.11
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
17 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-16-7-2-1.
13.45
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
21 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-7-4-2-1.
13.04
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
23 starts, 11 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-2-3-1-16.
11.05
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
21 starts, 10 wins, average finish 2.6. Last five: 2-2-1-1-2.
6.53
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
23 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-2-12-1.
18.78
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
20 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-2-9-2-1.
8.96
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-8-6-3-3.
43.66
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-14-8-14-6.
84.09
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-4-15-8-6.
65.32
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-8-4-2-6.
47.76

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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