Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 7

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at Chute Tower

Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:08.754 8 +7 7 11.5
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:08.754 8 +7 7 11.5
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:08.754 8 +7 7 11.5
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:08.754 8 +7 7 11.5
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:13.810 +5.06 3 +1 8 11.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:13.810 +5.06 3 +1 8 11.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:13.810 +5.06 3 +1 8 11.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:13.810 +5.06 3 +1 8 11.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:16.433 +7.68 7 +4 8 9.9
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:16.433 +7.68 7 +4 8 9.9
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:16.433 +7.68 7 +4 8 9.9
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:16.433 +7.68 7 +4 8 9.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.273 +16.52 6 +2 9 10.7
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.273 +16.52 6 +2 9 10.7
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.273 +16.52 6 +2 9 10.7
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.273 +16.52 6 +2 9 10.7
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.961 +19.21 5 0 7 10.4
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:27.961 +19.21 5 0 7 10.4
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.961 +19.21 5 0 7 10.4
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:27.961 +19.21 5 0 7 10.4
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:28.395 +19.64 1 -5 14 10.8
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:28.395 +19.64 1 -5 14 10.8
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:28.395 +19.64 1 -5 14 10.8
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:28.395 +19.64 1 -5 14 10.8
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:32.395 +23.64 4 -3 11 9.9
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:32.395 +23.64 4 -3 11 9.9
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:32.395 +23.64 4 -3 11 9.9
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:32.395 +23.64 4 -3 11 9.9
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:35.106 +26.35 2 -6 9 10.4
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:35.106 +26.35 2 -6 9 10.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:35.106 +26.35 2 -6 9 10.4
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:35.106 +26.35 2 -6 9 10.4
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.600
That is going to sting in the morning.
8.033
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-14-3-2.
14.061
That is a big one for Slapper.
17.750
Up goes Stubbs.
22.561
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 16-5-14.
29.783
Here comes Slapper. Recent finishes: 6-2-2.
32.061
Heavy contact for Squish.
35.461
Slapper wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Stubbs 1.956 Stubbs 1.956
Smooth Descent Metal Stubbs 4.594 Stubbs 2.638
Sweeping Curve Metal Squish 6.489 Squish 1.761
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Squish 8.500 Slapper 1.950
The Drops Metal Squish 9.828 Slapper 1.233
Laundry Chute Metal Squish 12.772 Stubbs 2.795
Narrow Pipe Metal Squish 15.111 Slapper 2.211
The Drops Slick Squish 17.328 Squish 2.217
Rotating Drum Metal Squish 27.844 Stubbs 8.183
Laundry Chute Smooth Squish 29.900 Squish 2.056
The Washboard Metal Slapper 32.028 Slapper 2.050
Slick Floor Smooth Slapper 32.783 Slapper 0.755
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
Debut appearance.
28.07
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
Debut appearance.
28.07
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
Debut appearance.
28.07
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
Debut appearance.
28.07
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
Debut appearance.
28.07

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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