· Season 1 · Round 7
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Slapper wins at Chute Tower
Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:08.754 | — | 8 | +7 | 7 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:08.754 | — | 8 | +7 | 7 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:08.754 | — | 8 | +7 | 7 | 11.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:08.754 | — | 8 | +7 | 7 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:13.810 | +5.06 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:13.810 | +5.06 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:13.810 | +5.06 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 11.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:13.810 | +5.06 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:16.433 | +7.68 | 7 | +4 | 8 | 9.9 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:16.433 | +7.68 | 7 | +4 | 8 | 9.9 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:16.433 | +7.68 | 7 | +4 | 8 | 9.9 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:16.433 | +7.68 | 7 | +4 | 8 | 9.9 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:25.273 | +16.52 | 6 | +2 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:25.273 | +16.52 | 6 | +2 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:25.273 | +16.52 | 6 | +2 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:25.273 | +16.52 | 6 | +2 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:27.961 | +19.21 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:27.961 | +19.21 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:27.961 | +19.21 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:27.961 | +19.21 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:28.395 | +19.64 | 1 | -5 | 14 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:28.395 | +19.64 | 1 | -5 | 14 | 10.8 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:28.395 | +19.64 | 1 | -5 | 14 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:28.395 | +19.64 | 1 | -5 | 14 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:32.395 | +23.64 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:32.395 | +23.64 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:32.395 | +23.64 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:32.395 | +23.64 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:35.106 | +26.35 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 8 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:35.106 | +26.35 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:35.106 | +26.35 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:35.106 | +26.35 | 2 | -6 | 9 | 10.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.600
That is going to sting in the morning.
8.033
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-14-3-2.
14.061
That is a big one for Slapper.
17.750
Up goes Stubbs.
22.561
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 16-5-14.
29.783
Here comes Slapper. Recent finishes: 6-2-2.
32.061
Heavy contact for Squish.
35.461
Slapper wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Stubbs | 1.956 | Stubbs 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Stubbs | 4.594 | Stubbs 2.638 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Squish | 6.489 | Squish 1.761 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Squish | 8.500 | Slapper 1.950 |
| The Drops | Metal | Squish | 9.828 | Slapper 1.233 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Squish | 12.772 | Stubbs 2.795 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Squish | 15.111 | Slapper 2.211 |
| The Drops | Slick | Squish | 17.328 | Squish 2.217 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Squish | 27.844 | Stubbs 8.183 |
| Laundry Chute | Smooth | Squish | 29.900 | Squish 2.056 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Slapper | 32.028 | Slapper 2.050 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Slapper | 32.783 | Slapper 0.755 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declaredCourse preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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