· Season 1 · Round 9
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Old Gristle wins at Nan's Landing
Old Gristle took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:11.567 | — | 2 | +1 | 8 | 12.1 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:11.567 | — | 2 | +1 | 8 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:11.567 | — | 2 | +1 | 8 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:11.567 | — | 2 | +1 | 8 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:16.539 | +4.97 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:16.539 | +4.97 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:16.539 | +4.97 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:16.539 | +4.97 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:29.090 | +17.52 | 4 | +1 | 6 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:29.090 | +17.52 | 4 | +1 | 6 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:29.090 | +17.52 | 4 | +1 | 6 | 9.2 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:29.090 | +17.52 | 4 | +1 | 6 | 9.2 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:33.683 | +22.12 | 6 | +2 | 5 | 9.9 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:33.683 | +22.12 | 6 | +2 | 5 | 9.9 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:33.683 | +22.12 | 6 | +2 | 5 | 9.9 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:33.683 | +22.12 | 6 | +2 | 5 | 9.9 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:36.533 | +24.97 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:36.533 | +24.97 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:36.533 | +24.97 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:36.533 | +24.97 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 11.8 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:37.856 | +26.29 | 3 | -3 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:37.856 | +26.29 | 3 | -3 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:37.856 | +26.29 | 3 | -3 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:37.856 | +26.29 | 3 | -3 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:38.644 | +27.08 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:38.644 | +27.08 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:38.644 | +27.08 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:38.644 | +27.08 | 7 | 0 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:46.439 | +34.87 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:46.439 | +34.87 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:46.439 | +34.87 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:46.439 | +34.87 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 8.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.767
Chunk goes to the front.
12.167
Up goes Yolk.
16.033
Crawlspace is losing places.
23.150
Up goes Chunk.
27.489
Big air for Yolk.
27.739
Chunk has it. Recent finishes: 11-2-1-13-1.
30.889
It is Chunk! Career record: 2 wins from 6, average finish 5.2.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Damp Kevin | 1.978 | Sweaty Gerald 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.561 | Chunk 2.305 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.267 | Chunk 2.706 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 11.233 | Wide Load 3.583 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | Chunk | 13.339 | Wide Load 2.067 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 14.850 | Chunk 1.511 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | Chunk | 22.789 | Chunk 7.939 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Chunk | 24.594 | Chunk 1.805 |
| The Kicker | Slick | Chunk | 26.350 | Chunk 1.756 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Chunk | 27.678 | Chunk 1.328 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Chunk | 29.133 | Chunk 1.455 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 30.739 | Chunk 1.606 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 2.0. Last five: 2.
9.62
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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