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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Chunk wins at The Ironing Board

Chunk took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.750 — 24 +23 2 2.5
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.275 — 21 +19 0 1.6
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.925 +2.18 22 +19 5 5.1
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.158 +2.41 23 +19 5 5.1
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.717 — 25 +20 0 1.7
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.342 +2.59 26 +20 5 5.0
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.450 +2.70 27 +20 5 5.1
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.25 28 +20 5 5.0
9 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.542 — 7 -2 2 3.3
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.975 — 5 -5 2 2.2
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.583 — 8 -3 2 2.8
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.858 +3.11 6 -6 5 6.2
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.717 — 11 -2 1 2.9
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.292 — 10 -4 1 2.9
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.692 — 9 -6 1 2.2
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 5.000 +2.25 12 -4 3 3.7
17 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3.075 +0.33 19 +2 3 2.7
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.617 — 20 +2 2 2.8
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.250 — 17 -2 1 2.4
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 5.350 +2.60 18 -2 5 4.9
21 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.000 — 16 -5 2 2.8
22 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.633 — 13 -9 0 2.4
23 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.283 — 14 -9 2 2.9
24 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 4.817 +2.07 15 -9 5 4.2
25 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.558 — 4 -21 2 3.0
26 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.842 — 1 -25 1 2.2
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.258 — 2 -25 4 6.5
28 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3.392 +0.64 3 -25 4 3.5
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.317 — 29 0 0 2.3
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3.967 +1.22 32 +2 2 2.9
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.317 — 30 -1 2 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.950 — 31 -1 1 3.3
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 7-7-7-15-7.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-12.
15.800
Into position.
16.458
No luck for The Heel.
17.658
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Chunk! Recent finishes: 1-1-1-10-2.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 19-32-25-28-31.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 20-29-28-26-30.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 17-30-27-25-32.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 18-31-26-27-29.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 28-22-30-23-18.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 25-23-31-24-19.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 27-24-32-21-17.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 26-21-29-22-20.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 10-6-13-6-4.
52.77
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 11-7-14-7-2.
57.29
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
99 starts, 4 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 9-5-16-8-1.
51.45
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 12-8-15-5-3.
51.84
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 22-4-24-18-26.
119.65
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 23-1-21-17-25.
117.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 21-2-23-19-28.
118.49
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
99 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 24-3-22-20-27.
134.77
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 14-18-10-2-5.
51.08
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
99 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 13-20-9-1-7.
50.58
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
99 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-19-11-3-8.
58.83
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
99 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 16-17-12-4-6.
56.38
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-15-7-10-10.
6.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
99 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-13-8-11-12.
5.73
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
99 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-16-5-9-11.
4.79
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 1-14-6-12-9.
5.75
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-10-17-15-14.
18.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-12-18-14-15.
18.59
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
99 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 7-9-20-16-13.
21.72
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 5-11-19-13-16.
19.79
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
99 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.1. Last five: 31-27-1-31-22.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 30-28-2-30-24.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 32-26-3-32-23.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
99 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.0. Last five: 29-25-4-29-21.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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