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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 16

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Lectern

Gravy took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.317 — 24 +23 2 2.7
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.625 — 21 +19 0 1.5
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +2.74 22 +19 5 5.2
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.400 +3.08 23 +19 4 5.3
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.575 — 28 +23 3 2.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.550 — 25 +19 0 1.9
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2.250 — 26 +19 2 2.9
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.950 +3.63 27 +19 5 5.2
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.383 — 12 +3 1 3.0
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.575 — 9 -1 1 2.3
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.433 — 11 0 3 3.1
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.217 — 10 -2 2 2.9
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.758 +0.44 16 +3 2 2.8
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.192 — 13 -1 1 2.0
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.225 — 15 0 1 2.9
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.408 — 14 -2 1 2.9
17 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.308 — 20 +2 2 2.7
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.083 — 18 -1 2 3.2
20 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.200 — 19 -1 2 2.7
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.367 +0.05 2 -19 2 3.0
22 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.417 — 4 -18 2 3.4
23 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.075 — 3 -20 2 3.4
24 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.925 — 1 -23 2 2.3
25 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.433 — 30 +5 2 3.1
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.425 +0.11 31 +5 2 2.9
27 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.133 — 32 +5 3 2.9
28 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 +1 2 2.8
29 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 0.933 — 5 -24 2 2.3
30 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.375 +0.06 8 -22 2 3.1
31 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.525 — 6 -25 2 3.1
32 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.642 — 7 -25 2 3.2
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-3-7.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-3-7.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-1.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-13-1.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-1.
22.950
Oh dear.
24.150
Released.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Gravy takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 11-29-32-22-17.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 12-30-29-21-19.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 10-31-30-23-18.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 9-32-31-24-20.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 28-22-11-28-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 27-21-10-26-28.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 26-24-12-25-26.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 25-23-9-27-25.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
103 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-18-19-20-9.
138.46
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
103 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 15-17-20-19-12.
148.12
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
103 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 14-19-18-18-11.
141.48
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
103 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 16-20-17-17-10.
142.52
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
103 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 19-10-22-11-23.
162.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
103 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 17-12-24-12-24.
178.92
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
103 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 20-11-23-10-21.
174.71
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
103 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 18-9-21-9-22.
157.02
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
103 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 23-3-13-3-13.
65.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
103 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 24-4-15-2-14.
70.85
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
103 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 22-1-14-4-16.
68.68
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
103 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 21-2-16-1-15.
67.58
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
103 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-7-5-8-1.
6.92
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
103 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-5-8-7-2.
6.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
103 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-6-6-3.
7.24
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
103 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-6-7-5-4.
6.01
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
103 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 2-14-2-13-5.
10.23
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
103 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 4-13-1-16-8.
9.87
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
103 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 3-16-4-15-6.
10.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
103 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 1-15-3-14-7.
9.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
103 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-25-28-32-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 32-28-26-29-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
103 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 30-26-25-30-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
103 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 29-27-27-31-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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