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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Ironing Board

The Lieutenant took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.883 — 21 +20 0 1.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.933 +2.05 22 +20 5 5.1
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.933 +2.05 23 +20 5 5.0
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.12 24 +20 6 5.0
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.367 — 25 +20 0 1.7
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.350 +2.47 26 +20 5 5.0
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.283 +2.40 27 +20 4 5.1
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.12 28 +20 6 5.0
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.792 — 12 +3 2 2.7
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.842 — 10 0 1 2.9
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3.200 +0.32 11 0 2 2.9
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.067 — 9 -3 0 2.5
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.517 — 16 +3 2 2.7
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -1 2 2.7
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.992 — 15 0 3 2.8
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.150 — 14 -2 3 2.8
17 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.117 — 4 -13 2 3.0
18 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3.492 +0.61 3 -15 2 3.3
19 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -18 2 2.2
20 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.517 — 2 -18 4 6.3
21 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3.225 +0.34 7 -14 2 3.4
22 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.917 — 8 -14 3 2.5
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.800 — 5 -18 1 2.2
24 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.417 — 6 -18 4 6.4
25 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -8 2 2.6
26 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.800 — 19 -7 2 2.7
27 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.775 — 20 -7 2 2.7
28 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.167 — 18 -10 5 4.9
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.458 — 29 0 0 2.3
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.642 — 30 0 2 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.908 — 32 +1 2 3.0
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.725 — 31 -1 2 2.9
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-4-1.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-4-1.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 10-2-2-1-1.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-4-1.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-13-2-5-2.
18.800
And down it comes.
20.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Lieutenant wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 27-28-29-31-9.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 28-25-31-32-11.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 25-26-32-30-10.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 26-27-30-29-12.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 9-22-26-21-28.
188.40
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 12-23-27-24-25.
209.63
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 10-21-28-23-27.
192.13
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 11-24-25-22-26.
202.74
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
107 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 16-16-19-4-15.
114.07
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
107 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 15-14-18-2-16.
113.71
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
107 starts, 3 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 14-15-20-1-14.
111.11
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
107 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 13-13-17-3-13.
97.25
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 24-12-13-13-20.
128.96
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 22-10-16-16-18.
116.26
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 23-11-15-15-19.
135.02
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
107 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 21-9-14-14-17.
116.50
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
107 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 20-17-7-18-23.
78.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
107 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 19-19-6-19-24.
81.59
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
107 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 17-18-5-17-21.
69.89
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
107 starts, 4 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 18-20-8-20-22.
83.75
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
107 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-6-9-12-8.
5.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
107 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 2-8-12-9-7.
5.84
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
107 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-7-11-10-6.
5.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
107 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 1-5-10-11-5.
5.28
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
107 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-4-23-8-3.
16.71
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
107 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 8-1-21-5-2.
14.99
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
107 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-2-24-7-4.
14.81
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
107 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 7-3-22-6-1.
17.24
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.1. Last five: 30-32-3-27-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
107 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 31-29-1-25-30.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-30-4-26-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 29-31-2-28-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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