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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 24

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Wide Load wins at The Lectern

Wide Load took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.500 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.500 — 25 +23 0 1.8
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.975 +0.48 26 +23 3 2.9
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.500 +4.00 27 +23 4 5.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.850 +0.35 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.392 +3.89 22 +16 5 5.3
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +3.56 23 +16 4 5.3
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.50 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.967 +1.47 16 +7 2 2.8
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.292 — 13 +3 0 2.2
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.292 — 14 +3 1 3.0
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.458 — 15 +3 2 3.1
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.517 +0.02 8 -5 2 2.4
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.517 +0.02 7 -7 2 3.2
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.950 — 5 -10 3 2.4
16 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.542 +0.04 6 -10 2 3.1
17 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.167 +0.67 17 0 1 2.4
18 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.008 +0.51 19 +1 2 2.6
19 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.492 — 18 -1 2 3.7
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.992 +1.49 20 0 1 2.9
21 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.975 +0.48 12 -9 2 2.9
22 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.342 — 9 -13 0 2.2
23 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.350 — 11 -12 2 2.9
24 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.742 +0.24 10 -14 2 3.4
25 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3.150 +1.65 32 +7 3 2.9
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.842 +0.34 29 +3 1 2.3
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.133 — 30 +3 2 3.0
28 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.525 +0.03 31 +3 3 2.9
29 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.058 — 1 -28 2 2.3
30 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.533 +1.03 4 -26 2 3.1
31 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.358 — 2 -29 3 2.9
32 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 6.642 +5.14 3 -29 4 3.3
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 3-13-6-4-2.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 8-1-2-2-2.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 8-1-2-2-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-2-13-2-5.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 8-1-2-2-2.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Slapper leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Puck Yeah 26.000 Puck Yeah 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 23-31-14-32-25.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 21-32-15-31-26.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 24-30-13-30-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 22-29-16-29-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 31-28-18-26-10.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 30-25-17-27-12.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 29-26-20-25-9.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 32-27-19-28-11.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
111 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-19-23-18-13.
160.53
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
111 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 9-18-24-20-15.
165.14
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
111 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 12-17-21-19-16.
174.52
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
111 starts, 3 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 11-20-22-17-14.
170.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
111 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 14-1-28-11-23.
145.97
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 13-3-27-12-22.
146.81
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
111 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 16-4-26-9-21.
145.57
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 15-2-25-10-24.
142.26
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
111 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 18-5-10-1-17.
70.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
111 starts, 4 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 20-8-11-4-18.
95.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
111 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 19-7-9-3-19.
80.87
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
111 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 17-6-12-2-20.
76.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
111 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-10-3-5-4.
6.36
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
111 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 2-9-1-7-1.
5.67
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
111 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-12-2-6-3.
6.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 1-11-4-8-2.
5.37
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
111 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-13-6-13-5.
12.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
111 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 5-16-5-15-7.
11.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-15-7-16-6.
12.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
111 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 6-14-8-14-8.
12.54
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
111 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 26-23-32-22-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 25-22-30-21-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
111 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 28-21-31-24-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
111 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.1. Last five: 27-24-29-23-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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