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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Ironing Board

Puck Yeah took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.658 — 28 +27 4 2.5
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.367 — 25 +23 0 1.6
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.608 +3.95 26 +23 5 4.9
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.125 +3.47 27 +23 5 5.1
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.400 — 12 +7 2 2.7
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.942 +0.28 9 +3 1 2.1
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.150 — 10 +3 3 2.9
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.792 +1.13 11 +3 3 2.8
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1.408 — 21 +12 0 1.4
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.142 +3.48 22 +12 5 5.1
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +3.62 23 +12 5 5.0
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.34 24 +12 5 5.0
13 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.683 +0.03 4 -9 1 3.1
14 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.758 +0.10 1 -13 2 2.1
15 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.592 — 3 -12 2 3.3
16 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.133 — 2 -14 3 6.3
17 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.508 +0.85 7 -10 2 3.4
18 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.392 — 8 -10 1 2.6
19 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.417 — 5 -14 3 2.1
20 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.042 +4.38 6 -14 5 6.3
21 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3.183 +1.53 19 -2 2 2.8
22 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.217 — 20 -2 2 2.8
23 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.692 — 17 -6 2 2.6
24 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 5.308 +3.65 18 -6 4 5.0
25 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.442 +0.78 15 -10 2 2.9
26 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.775 +0.12 14 -12 3 3.0
27 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.725 +0.07 13 -14 1 2.0
28 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 4.683 +3.03 16 -12 5 5.8
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.683 +0.03 32 +2 2 2.8
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.317 — 31 0 3 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.100 — 30 -2 2 2.9
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-6-6.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-2-13.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-8-1.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
16.208
Slapper is off.
17.408
Let go.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
And it all goes wrong.
23.400
Released. Recent finishes: 3-4-3-2-2.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 NOO The Noodles 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 20-21-27-32-24.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 19-22-25-31-22.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 18-24-28-30-23.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 17-23-26-29-21.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 23-28-32-20-29.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 22-25-29-17-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 24-27-31-18-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 21-26-30-19-31.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 9-19-17-16-10.
133.01
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
115 starts, 3 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 11-17-20-13-11.
145.54
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
115 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 12-20-19-14-12.
145.71
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
115 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-18-18-15-9.
144.93
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
115 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 14-14-24-24-15.
149.10
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
115 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 13-16-23-23-16.
151.46
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
115 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 16-13-21-21-13.
142.96
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
115 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 15-15-22-22-14.
158.94
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
115 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 26-4-1-11-18.
62.61
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 27-3-4-10-20.
74.57
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
115 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 25-2-3-9-17.
59.31
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
115 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 28-1-2-12-19.
66.74
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
115 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-12-8-1-3.
5.53
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
115 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-9-7-2-4.
4.34
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
115 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-11-6-3-2.
5.51
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
115 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-10-5-4-1.
5.28
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
115 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 8-6-15-6-5.
21.14
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
115 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-5-13-8-8.
16.74
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
115 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 6-8-16-7-6.
19.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
115 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-7-14-5-7.
18.14
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
115 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 30-30-9-26-26.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 32-31-12-28-25.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.1. Last five: 29-32-11-25-27.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 31-29-10-27-28.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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