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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 32

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Coaster wins at The Lectern

The Coaster took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 0.658 — 27 +26 3 2.4
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.658 +1.00 25 +23 0 1.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.308 +0.65 26 +23 3 2.9
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +4.34 28 +24 5 5.3
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.550 +0.89 16 +11 2 2.9
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.258 +0.60 15 +9 3 2.9
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.092 +1.43 13 +6 0 2.3
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.117 +0.46 14 +6 2 2.9
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.858 +1.20 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.342 +4.68 22 +12 5 5.2
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.400 +4.74 23 +12 4 5.3
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +4.34 24 +12 5 5.2
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.417 +0.76 12 -1 2 2.9
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.908 +1.25 9 -5 1 2.4
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.517 +0.86 10 -5 3 2.8
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.900 +0.24 11 -5 1 2.9
17 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.967 +1.31 8 -9 2 3.1
18 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.892 +2.23 5 -13 2 2.2
19 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.017 +1.36 7 -12 2 3.1
20 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.883 +1.23 6 -14 1 3.1
21 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.708 +1.05 17 -4 1 2.3
22 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.008 +0.35 19 -3 2 3.0
23 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2.033 +1.38 18 -5 2 2.7
24 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.725 +1.07 20 -4 1 2.8
25 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.458 +0.80 32 +7 2 3.0
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.017 +1.36 29 +3 2 2.8
27 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.367 +0.71 30 +3 2 3.5
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.433 +0.78 31 +3 3 2.9
29 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.792 +2.13 2 -27 2 3.0
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.342 +1.68 4 -26 2 3.1
31 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.025 +0.37 1 -30 2 2.4
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.425 +0.77 3 -29 1 3.2
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-14-3.
19.600
Puck Yeah leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-15-1.
22.200
Oh dear.
23.400
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-12-1-1-2.
26.000
Puck Yeah goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Coaster wins the Games. Recent finishes: 16-1-2-1-1.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Puck Yeah 19.600 Puck Yeah 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Puck Yeah 26.000 Puck Yeah 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 32-28-9-23-20.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 30-26-12-21-19.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 31-27-11-22-17.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 29-25-10-24-18.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 14-21-20-32-23.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 15-22-19-29-21.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 13-23-17-30-22.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 16-24-18-31-24.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
119 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 24-20-21-13-10.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
119 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 23-19-22-16-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
119 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 22-18-23-14-9.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 21-17-24-15-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 12-3-25-17-13.
166.72
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 11-4-26-18-16.
165.61
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 10-2-27-20-15.
165.64
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 9-1-28-19-14.
160.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
119 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 20-7-15-2-25.
75.87
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
119 starts, 5 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 19-8-13-1-27.
80.02
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
119 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 18-6-14-3-28.
73.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
119 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 17-5-16-4-26.
72.93
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
119 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-10-7-6-2.
6.32
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
119 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-11-6-7-4.
7.26
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
119 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-9-5-8-1.
6.16
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
119 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-12-8-5-3.
7.35
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
119 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 4-16-3-11-7.
10.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
119 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 1-15-2-10-6.
9.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
119 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 3-14-4-9-8.
9.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
119 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 2-13-1-12-5.
8.79
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 26-32-31-26-30.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-29-32-27-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 25-30-29-28-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 27-31-30-25-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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