Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 39

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Kidney wins at The Bollard

The Kidney took The Bollard — Relay for the The Beans. Refried Ron finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.100 12 +11 2 2.8
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.383 +0.28 9 +7 1 2.2
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.183 +0.08 10 +7 2 2.9
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 0.933 11 +7 2 3.4
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.592 +0.49 28 +23 3 2.5
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.250 +0.15 25 +19 0 1.8
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.067 +3.97 26 +19 5 5.2
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.208 +4.11 27 +19 5 5.2
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.350 +1.25 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.308 +4.21 22 +12 5 5.2
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +3.96 23 +12 5 5.2
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.90 24 +12 6 5.2
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.583 +0.48 20 +7 1 2.9
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.817 18 +3 3 3.7
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.000 19 +3 2 3.4
17 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.192 +1.09 16 -1 1 2.5
18 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.392 +0.29 15 -3 3 2.8
19 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.517 +0.42 13 -6 0 2.3
20 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.350 +0.25 14 -6 3 2.9
21 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.850 +0.75 8 -13 2 2.7
22 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.267 +0.17 7 -15 1 3.4
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.292 +1.19 6 -17 2 3.1
24 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.700 +0.60 5 -19 1 2.2
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.800 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.033 30 +4 1 3.2
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.442 +0.34 31 +4 2 2.9
28 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.350 +0.25 32 +4 3 2.9
29 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.658 +1.56 3 -26 2 3.7
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.342 +0.24 4 -26 2 2.8
31 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.425 +0.33 1 -30 2 2.2
32 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 5.150 +4.05 2 -30 4 6.2
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-10-7.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 5-1-2-1-4.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 5-1-2-1-4.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
15.800
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 5-1-2-1-4.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 5-1-2-1-4.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Puck Yeah goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Kidney takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete The Lieutenant 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete The Lieutenant 19.600 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Slapper 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 25-30-27-14-26.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 27-29-26-16-27.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 26-32-28-13-25.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 28-31-25-15-28.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 21-17-30-20-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 23-19-31-17-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 24-20-32-19-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 22-18-29-18-29.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
126 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 12-24-16-8-3.
102.24
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
126 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 9-22-14-7-1.
85.72
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
126 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-21-13-5-2.
83.29
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
126 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 11-23-15-6-4.
98.24
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
126 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 16-9-5-28-20.
99.51
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
126 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 15-12-8-25-18.
104.08
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
126 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 13-11-6-27-19.
95.53
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
126 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 14-10-7-26-17.
98.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
126 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 17-15-17-22-8.
32.10
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
126 starts, 6 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 20-14-18-24-7.
38.68
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
126 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 19-16-20-23-6.
35.86
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
126 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 18-13-19-21-5.
30.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
126 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-7-3-10-9.
5.38
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
126 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-8-1-11-12.
5.87
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
126 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-6-2-12-10.
6.09
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
126 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 1-5-4-9-11.
6.11
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
126 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-1-9-1-14.
16.20
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
126 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-4-11-4-15.
20.38
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
126 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-2-10-3-16.
18.42
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
126 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-3-12-2-13.
18.15
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 32-27-21-30-23.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
126 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 30-25-23-31-22.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
126 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 31-26-24-32-21.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
126 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 29-28-22-29-24.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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