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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 4

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Chunk wins at The Ironing Board

Chunk took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.342 — 21 +20 0 1.4
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.067 +2.73 22 +20 5 5.1
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.292 +2.95 23 +20 5 5.1
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.66 24 +20 5 5.0
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.350 — 25 +20 0 1.9
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.383 +3.04 26 +20 5 5.0
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.575 +3.23 27 +20 5 5.0
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.66 28 +20 5 5.0
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.108 — 12 +3 1 3.2
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.825 — 11 +1 2 2.8
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.725 — 10 -1 1 2.9
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.517 — 9 -3 1 2.0
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +4 2 2.6
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3.017 +0.68 18 +4 2 2.6
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.467 — 19 +4 2 2.8
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.508 — 20 +4 2 2.7
17 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.683 — 2 -15 1 3.2
18 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.842 — 4 -14 3 3.3
19 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.850 +0.51 3 -16 2 3.4
20 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.925 — 1 -19 3 2.4
21 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.900 — 15 -6 2 2.8
22 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.950 — 14 -8 1 3.0
23 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.375 — 13 -10 0 2.4
24 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.683 — 16 -8 5 5.4
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.283 — 6 -19 1 3.2
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.017 — 7 -19 2 3.4
27 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.392 — 8 -19 3 2.6
28 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.700 +0.36 5 -23 2 2.1
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.442 +0.10 31 +2 2 2.9
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.000 — 30 0 2 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -2 2 2.8
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.367 +0.03 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-4-1.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-4-1.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-9-2-13-2.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-4-3.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-4-1.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Chunk!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 30-17-27-22-23.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 32-19-28-21-21.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 31-20-26-23-24.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 29-18-25-24-22.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 18-30-31-32-28.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 19-32-32-31-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 20-29-30-29-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 17-31-29-30-26.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 3-9-7-18-19.
57.33
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 2-10-8-20-17.
65.15
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 4-11-5-17-18.
69.52
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
95 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 1-12-6-19-20.
65.37
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.5. Last five: 25-22-18-10-7.
123.59
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 26-21-20-9-8.
126.28
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 28-23-19-11-5.
136.90
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
95 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 27-24-17-12-6.
135.52
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
95 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 7-15-13-15-16.
71.53
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 5-16-14-16-13.
68.01
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 8-14-16-14-15.
73.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
95 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 6-13-15-13-14.
65.64
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-2-3-3-1.
5.60
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
95 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-4-4-2-2.
5.83
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
95 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-1-1-1-3.
4.60
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-3-2-4-4.
5.95
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 16-8-11-8-12.
21.12
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-5-12-6-9.
17.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
95 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 13-7-10-7-10.
19.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-6-9-5-11.
15.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-26-23-26-31.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 24-27-24-27-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 21-25-21-25-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 23-28-22-28-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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