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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 40

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at The Lectern

Old Gristle took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3.075 — 24 +23 2 2.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.875 — 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.158 +2.08 22 +19 5 5.3
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.375 +2.30 23 +19 5 5.2
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.583 — 28 +23 2 2.6
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.633 — 25 +19 0 1.7
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.992 — 26 +19 2 3.0
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.217 +2.14 27 +19 5 5.3
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.217 — 12 +3 2 2.8
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 0.700 — 9 -1 2 2.7
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.042 — 10 -1 2 2.9
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.300 — 11 -1 1 2.9
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.408 — 16 +3 2 2.9
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -1 2 2.7
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.217 — 15 0 1 3.4
16 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.058 — 14 -2 2 3.1
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.633 — 20 +3 2 2.9
18 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.292 — 19 0 3 3.2
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.917 — 18 -2 2 3.1
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.275 — 7 -14 3 3.2
22 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.325 — 8 -14 2 3.3
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.000 — 5 -18 2 2.4
24 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.400 — 6 -18 3 3.1
25 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.633 — 31 +6 2 2.9
26 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.575 — 32 +6 2 3.1
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.283 — 30 +3 1 3.2
28 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 +1 2 2.8
29 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.958 — 1 -28 1 2.2
30 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.908 — 4 -26 3 3.1
31 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.200 — 2 -29 2 3.1
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.625 +2.55 3 -29 4 3.3
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 5-15-8-7-12.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-2-1.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-3-1.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-2-1.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
22.625
Straight off goes Long John. Recent finishes: 5-12-5-8-6.
23.825
Away it goes.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 30-28-31-25-15.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 29-27-29-26-16.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 32-26-32-28-13.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 31-25-30-27-14.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 18-24-20-32-19.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 20-22-18-29-18.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 19-21-17-30-20.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 17-23-19-31-17.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
127 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-10-21-13-5.
122.13
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
127 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-12-24-16-8.
148.85
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
127 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-11-23-15-6.
149.77
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
127 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-9-22-14-7.
124.58
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
127 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 5-13-11-6-27.
120.37
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
127 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 7-14-10-7-26.
127.62
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
127 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 6-16-9-5-28.
126.31
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
127 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 8-15-12-8-25.
137.38
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 22-17-15-17-22.
119.56
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 21-18-13-19-21.
112.98
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 24-19-16-20-23.
143.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
127 starts, 6 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 23-20-14-18-24.
141.25
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
127 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-3-7-3-10.
7.97
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
127 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-2-6-2-12.
6.69
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
127 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-4-8-1-11.
8.22
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
127 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-1-5-4-9.
7.70
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
127 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-6-2-10-3.
8.94
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
127 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-7-1-9-1.
7.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 3-8-4-11-4.
9.14
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
127 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 1-5-3-12-2.
6.96
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
127 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 27-32-27-21-30.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 25-31-26-24-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
127 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 26-29-28-22-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
127 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 28-30-25-23-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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