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Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 44

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Ironing Board

Sweaty Gerald took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Refried Ron finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.083 — 12 +11 1 2.9
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.408 +1.33 10 +8 2 2.8
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.475 +0.39 9 +6 2 2.1
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.700 +1.62 11 +7 1 2.9
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.467 +1.38 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.033 +3.95 22 +16 5 5.0
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +3.98 23 +16 5 5.0
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 4.558 +3.48 24 +16 6 5.0
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.483 +0.40 25 +16 0 1.6
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.175 +4.09 26 +16 5 5.1
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.308 +4.23 27 +16 5 5.0
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.92 28 +16 5 5.0
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 0.975 — 16 +3 1 3.2
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.483 +1.40 15 +1 2 2.8
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.042 +0.96 13 -2 1 2.1
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.017 +0.93 14 -2 2 2.8
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.242 +0.16 20 +3 3 2.8
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.942 +0.86 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 6.133 +5.05 19 -1 4 4.9
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.550 +1.47 7 -14 2 3.5
22 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.000 +0.92 8 -14 1 2.8
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.092 +1.01 5 -18 1 2.1
24 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.608 +4.53 6 -18 4 6.3
25 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.342 +0.26 31 +5 2 2.9
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.200 +1.12 32 +5 3 2.9
28 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.600 +1.52 30 +2 2 2.9
29 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3.475 +2.39 4 -25 2 3.1
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.958 — 1 -29 3 2.3
31 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.725 +0.64 3 -28 2 3.3
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.942 +4.86 2 -30 4 6.3
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 5-5-15-8-7.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-15-1.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-15-1.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-15-1.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-15-1.
16.208
Tube Sock is off.
17.408
And down it comes.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.133
That is Lil Nugget on the floor.
24.333
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 21-19-31-29-30.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 23-18-30-31-32.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 24-17-29-32-31.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 22-20-32-30-29.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 32-25-23-26-17.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 31-26-24-25-20.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 29-27-22-28-19.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 30-28-21-27-18.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
131 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 12-24-14-20-16.
112.11
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
131 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 9-21-13-18-15.
93.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
131 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 11-22-15-19-13.
103.66
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
131 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 10-23-16-17-14.
100.69
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
131 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 5-11-11-11-8.
55.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
131 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 7-12-10-12-6.
56.94
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
131 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 6-10-12-9-5.
52.04
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
131 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 8-9-9-10-7.
53.67
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
131 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 2-16-2-3-24.
43.53
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
131 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 3-15-1-2-22.
38.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
131 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 1-14-3-4-21.
37.29
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
131 starts, 7 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 4-13-4-1-23.
43.45
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
131 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-1-5-16-10.
6.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-2-8-13-9.
6.23
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
131 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 16-4-7-15-12.
6.71
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
131 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-3-6-14-11.
5.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
131 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 19-8-19-7-1.
19.80
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
131 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 20-6-20-6-2.
17.03
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
131 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 17-5-18-5-3.
16.36
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 18-7-17-8-4.
17.11
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
131 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 25-30-28-21-28.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
131 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-29-26-22-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
131 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-31-27-23-26.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 27-32-25-24-25.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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