Team Stack · Season 3 · Round 8
The Lectern — Relay
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The Coaster wins at The Lectern
The Coaster took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 1.842 | — | 28 | +27 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 1.583 | — | 25 | +23 | 0 | 1.7 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2.200 | +0.36 | 26 | +23 | 3 | 2.9 |
| 4 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 5.325 | +3.48 | 27 | +23 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 5 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 3.717 | +1.88 | 21 | +16 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 5.092 | +3.25 | 22 | +16 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 7 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 5.075 | +3.23 | 23 | +16 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 8 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.000 | +3.16 | 24 | +16 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 9 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 1.708 | — | 3 | -6 | 2 | 3.5 |
| 10 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 1.083 | — | 4 | -6 | 2 | 3.0 |
| 11 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 0.933 | — | 1 | -10 | 2 | 2.3 |
| 12 | Long John | The Noodles | 1.725 | — | 2 | -10 | 1 | 3.1 |
| 13 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.917 | +0.08 | 12 | -1 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 14 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.733 | — | 9 | -5 | 0 | 2.1 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 1.142 | — | 11 | -4 | 1 | 3.1 |
| 16 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 1.442 | — | 10 | -6 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 17 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 1.892 | +0.05 | 16 | -1 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 18 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.483 | — | 13 | -5 | 1 | 2.3 |
| 19 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.367 | — | 15 | -4 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 20 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 1.217 | — | 14 | -6 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 21 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | -4 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 22 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1.117 | — | 19 | -3 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 23 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 1.392 | — | 18 | -5 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 24 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 1.175 | — | 20 | -4 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 25 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 1.142 | — | 7 | -18 | 1 | 3.4 |
| 26 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 0.958 | — | 5 | -21 | 2 | 2.1 |
| 27 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 1.217 | — | 8 | -19 | 2 | 2.5 |
| 28 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2.225 | +0.38 | 6 | -22 | 3 | 3.1 |
| 29 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 0.783 | — | 29 | 0 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 30 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 1.117 | — | 31 | +1 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 31 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 0.908 | — | 30 | -1 | 2 | 3.7 |
| 32 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.808 | — | 32 | 0 | 2 | 3.1 |
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 3-7-6-14-7.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-7-6-14-7.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 10-2-3-1-1.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-6-1.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Coaster wins the Games.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 6.800 | Chunk 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 13.200 | Chunk 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 19.600 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Wide Load | 26.000 | Wide Load 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 32-19-28-21-21.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 31-20-26-23-24.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 30-17-27-22-23.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 29-18-25-24-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 20-29-30-29-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 17-31-29-30-26.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 19-32-32-31-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 18-30-31-32-28.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 2-10-8-20-17.
92.73
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 4-11-5-17-18.
96.70
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
95 starts, 5 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 3-9-7-18-19.
93.39
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
95 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 1-12-6-19-20.
95.20
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 26-21-20-9-8.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 28-23-19-11-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 15.5. Last five: 25-22-18-10-7.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
95 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 27-24-17-12-6.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 8-14-16-14-15.
96.94
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
95 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 7-15-13-15-16.
94.77
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 3
95 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 6-13-15-13-14.
86.98
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 5-16-14-16-13.
90.11
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
95 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-4-4-2-2.
6.39
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
95 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-1-1-1-3.
5.88
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
95 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 13-7-10-7-10.
10.66
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 21-25-21-25-29.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-26-23-26-31.
219.30
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 24-27-24-27-30.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 23-28-22-28-32.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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