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The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Honey Mustard wins at Chute Tower

Honey Mustard took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:10.428 — 5 +4 11 10.5
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:10.428 — 5 +4 11 10.5
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:10.428 — 5 +4 11 10.5
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:10.428 — 5 +4 11 10.5
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:15.223 +4.80 8 +6 7 12.4
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:15.223 +4.80 8 +6 7 12.4
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:15.223 +4.80 8 +6 7 12.4
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:15.223 +4.80 8 +6 7 12.4
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:16.272 +5.84 3 0 8 12.4
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:16.272 +5.84 3 0 8 12.4
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:16.272 +5.84 3 0 8 12.4
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:16.272 +5.84 3 0 8 12.4
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.150 +11.72 6 +2 10 11.7
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.150 +11.72 6 +2 10 11.7
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.150 +11.72 6 +2 10 11.7
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.150 +11.72 6 +2 10 11.7
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:25.956 +15.53 4 -1 8 9.2
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:25.956 +15.53 4 -1 8 9.2
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:25.956 +15.53 4 -1 8 9.2
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:25.956 +15.53 4 -1 8 9.2
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.778 +18.35 2 -4 10 12.1
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.778 +18.35 2 -4 10 12.1
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:28.778 +18.35 2 -4 10 12.1
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:28.778 +18.35 2 -4 10 12.1
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:31.445 +21.02 7 0 8 11.7
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:31.445 +21.02 7 0 8 11.7
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:31.445 +21.02 7 0 8 11.7
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:31.445 +21.02 7 0 8 11.7
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:31.895 +21.47 1 -7 8 9.0
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:31.895 +21.47 1 -7 8 9.0
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:31.895 +21.47 1 -7 8 9.0
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:31.895 +21.47 1 -7 8 9.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.389
The Lieutenant finds trouble. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
8.006
Tender Greg takes a knock. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
14.633
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.472
Pilot Light is airborne.
23.628
That is not going to help.
31.133
Here comes Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-5-3.
32.033
It is all going wrong for Pilot Light.
35.433
Honey Mustard takes it.
40.033
Look at that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Lieutenant 1.944 The Lieutenant 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Big Randy 4.806 Tender Greg 2.550
Sweeping Curve Metal Tender Greg 6.533 Tender Greg 1.677
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Tender Greg 8.417 Tender Greg 1.884
The Drops Metal Tender Greg 9.833 Wide Load 1.189
Laundry Chute Metal Tender Greg 12.817 Wide Load 2.972
Narrow Pipe Metal Tender Greg 15.283 Tender Greg 2.466
The Drops Slick Tender Greg 17.533 Tender Greg 2.250
Rotating Drum Metal Tender Greg 28.678 Wide Load 9.283
Laundry Chute Smooth Tender Greg 30.950 The Lieutenant 1.994
The Washboard Metal Tender Greg 33.244 Wide Load 2.150
Slick Floor Smooth Tender Greg 34.133 Wide Load 0.795
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-8-7-10-7.
121.97
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-6-9-7.
129.51
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-12-5-8.
100.38
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-7-7-5.
111.29
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-7-8-14.
143.67
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
140 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-6-5-6.
59.29
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
139 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-8-6-16.
122.80
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
140 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-7-10-8-13.
137.87
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
140 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-4-16-6-2.
48.56
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
147 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-4-8-6-7.
77.39
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
136 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-6-12-9.
87.26
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
134 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-6-8-7-5.
60.98
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-6-4-11-8.
128.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
140 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-5-8-7.
84.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-13-4-8-7.
97.44
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
144 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 2-6-4-4-4.
54.92
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
138 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-5-3-3-3.
14.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
138 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 9-5-5-15-3.
32.79
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
142 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 5-3-2-2-4.
9.38
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
139 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-11-3-4-4.
30.83
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
143 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-1-4-3.
9.80
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
138 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 16-1-2-1-3.
17.54
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
126 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-3-1-3.
8.40
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
150 starts, 46 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 15-1-1-1-2.
18.99
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
131 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 13-2-1-2-1.
16.26
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
145 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 14-2-5-2-8.
13.02
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
140 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-2-16-1-2.
12.06
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
141 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-14-2-8-2.
19.87
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-5-3-4-2.
25.95
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
141 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 11-3-5-1-5.
42.83
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
136 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 1-3-3-12-5.
46.01
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
149 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-3-5-5-3.
30.21

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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