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· Season 6 · Round 25

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at Chute Tower

Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:14.400 — 6 +5 6 11.3
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:14.400 — 6 +5 6 11.3
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:14.400 — 6 +5 6 11.3
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:14.400 — 6 +5 6 11.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.994 +2.59 8 +6 6 10.4
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.994 +2.59 8 +6 6 10.4
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.994 +2.59 8 +6 6 10.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.994 +2.59 8 +6 6 10.4
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:20.889 +6.49 4 +1 8 10.8
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:20.889 +6.49 4 +1 8 10.8
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:20.889 +6.49 4 +1 8 10.8
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:20.889 +6.49 4 +1 8 10.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:25.500 +11.10 7 +3 5 11.2
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:25.500 +11.10 7 +3 5 11.2
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:25.500 +11.10 7 +3 5 11.2
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:25.500 +11.10 7 +3 5 11.2
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.505 +12.11 5 0 9 10.8
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.505 +12.11 5 0 9 10.8
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.505 +12.11 5 0 9 10.8
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:26.505 +12.11 5 0 9 10.8
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:27.972 +13.57 3 -3 8 10.3
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:27.972 +13.57 3 -3 8 10.3
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:27.972 +13.57 3 -3 8 10.3
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:27.972 +13.57 3 -3 8 10.3
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:30.977 +16.58 2 -5 8 12.9
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:30.977 +16.58 2 -5 8 12.9
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:30.977 +16.58 2 -5 8 12.9
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:30.977 +16.58 2 -5 8 12.9
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:33.494 +19.09 1 -7 9 10.3
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:33.494 +19.09 1 -7 9 10.3
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:33.494 +19.09 1 -7 9 10.3
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:33.494 +19.09 1 -7 9 10.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
4.383
Oh dear.
8.033
The Heel is picking them off. Recent finishes: 6-8-4-7-5.
15.606
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
19.489
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-10-1.
23.422
Tender Greg finds trouble. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
30.450
Sweaty Gerald has it. Recent finishes: 4-8-12-8-4.
32.050
They are going to the line together.
35.450
Puck Yeah wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.956 Puck Yeah 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Sweaty Gerald 4.739 Radiator 2.528
Sweeping Curve Metal Sweaty Gerald 6.528 Sweaty Gerald 1.789
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Sweaty Gerald 8.467 Sweaty Gerald 1.939
The Drops Metal Sweaty Gerald 10.089 Puck Yeah 1.194
Laundry Chute Metal Sweaty Gerald 13.656 Old Gristle 3.061
Narrow Pipe Metal Sweaty Gerald 16.244 Radiator 2.322
The Drops Slick Sweaty Gerald 18.722 Honey Mustard 2.078
Rotating Drum Metal Sweaty Gerald 27.806 Old Gristle 7.828
Laundry Chute Smooth Sweaty Gerald 30.011 Puck Yeah 2.072
The Washboard Metal Sweaty Gerald 32.250 Puck Yeah 1.994
Slick Floor Smooth Sweaty Gerald 33.450 Puck Yeah 0.739
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
151 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-7-8-5-5.
148.92
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
132 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-5-7-8.
74.31
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-5-9-5.
94.15
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
142 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-7-10-5-8.
112.80
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
144 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-8-10-7.
67.45
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
144 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-11-7-12.
92.94
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-8-7-10.
63.44
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
147 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-6-5-8.
84.98
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
146 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-8-4-6-3.
73.16
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
139 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-6-4-6.
54.96
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-8-8-9-4.
103.24
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
140 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-4-13-6.
79.12
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
144 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-5-6-8-6.
57.27
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
152 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-4-6-5.
105.39
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-14-6-3.
100.15
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
142 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-6-15-8-6.
86.42
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
145 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 10-1-15-7-4.
29.26
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
145 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 1-3-7-12-4.
22.87
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
147 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 13-1-7-2-6.
18.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
143 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-4-7-8-2.
19.25
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
146 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-1-11-3-2.
10.82
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
154 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-3-16-1-15.
18.12
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
130 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 9-4-3-1-1.
11.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
150 starts, 39 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 11-4-1-3-5.
14.88
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
152 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 8-2-2-2-1.
9.72
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
145 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-2-1-3-3.
17.86
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
137 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-16-1-2-1.
18.46
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
146 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-3-1.
7.92
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
134 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-2-4-3-5.
22.58
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
153 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-2-4-4-3.
24.33
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
145 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 16-3-3-13-2.
97.75
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
148 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 1-3-12-2-7.
40.07

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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