· Season 6 · Round 34
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Wide Load wins at Chute Tower
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:07.346 | — | 7 | +6 | 4 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:07.346 | — | 7 | +6 | 4 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:07.346 | — | 7 | +6 | 4 | 12.1 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:07.346 | — | 7 | +6 | 4 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:11.017 | +3.67 | 5 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:11.017 | +3.67 | 5 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:11.017 | +3.67 | 5 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:11.017 | +3.67 | 5 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:19.772 | +12.43 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:19.772 | +12.43 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:19.772 | +12.43 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:19.772 | +12.43 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 11.6 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:27.918 | +20.57 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:27.918 | +20.57 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:27.918 | +20.57 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:27.918 | +20.57 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:30.688 | +23.34 | 2 | -3 | 3 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:30.688 | +23.34 | 2 | -3 | 3 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:30.688 | +23.34 | 2 | -3 | 3 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:30.688 | +23.34 | 2 | -3 | 3 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:32.683 | +25.34 | 8 | +2 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:32.683 | +25.34 | 8 | +2 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:32.683 | +25.34 | 8 | +2 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:32.683 | +25.34 | 8 | +2 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:34.439 | +27.09 | 6 | -1 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:34.439 | +27.09 | 6 | -1 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:34.439 | +27.09 | 6 | -1 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:34.439 | +27.09 | 6 | -1 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:35.055 | +27.71 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.8 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:35.055 | +27.71 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.8 |
| 8 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:35.055 | +27.71 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.8 |
| 8 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:35.055 | +27.71 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.8 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.667
The lead changes hands. Puck Yeah.
11.672
Heavy contact for Big Randy. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
15.411
Tender Greg is airborne.
18.961
The Heel is airborne.
22.472
Big air for Lil Nugget.
24.556
Puck Yeah has it. Recent finishes: 1-2-12-1-14.
27.556
Puck Yeah wins it.
32.033
Oh dear.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Big Randy | 1.967 | The Unit 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 4.506 | Puck Yeah 2.562 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 6.089 | Puck Yeah 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 7.856 | Puck Yeah 1.767 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 9.006 | Puck Yeah 1.150 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Puck Yeah | 11.650 | Puck Yeah 2.644 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 14.061 | Chunk 2.383 |
| The Drops | Slick | Puck Yeah | 16.083 | Chunk 1.878 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 23.128 | Puck Yeah 7.045 |
| Laundry Chute | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 24.972 | Puck Yeah 1.844 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Puck Yeah | 26.850 | Puck Yeah 1.878 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 27.556 | Puck Yeah 0.706 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
149 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-7-4-12.
126.50
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
137 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-7-7-6.
81.61
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
157 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-9-7-11.
113.57
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-6-8-4.
81.78
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
149 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-10-8-7-6.
69.67
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
152 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-8-8-6.
154.61
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
150 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-7-6-6.
61.34
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
149 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-4-8-12-8.
50.34
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-4-4-14-8.
56.66
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
147 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 1-4-7-4-2.
52.79
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
155 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-3-5-7.
53.43
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
146 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-11-5-3-5.
80.07
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
150 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-5-15-6.
83.18
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-6-6-3-5.
127.94
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
155 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-8-3.
16.22
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
149 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 13-3-3-4-1.
28.90
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
149 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-3-7-4-10.
21.68
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
151 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 11-2-1-3-2.
14.55
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
155 starts, 40 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-12-1-2-2.
14.34
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
157 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 12-1-14-2-1.
16.59
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
150 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-16-1-2.
9.97
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
154 starts, 71 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-1-1-2-2.
8.59
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
140 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-1-2-16.
10.70
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-6-5-5.
33.15
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-5-16-6-5.
117.37
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
155 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-5-5-6-3.
45.73
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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