Paper Mogul Sports
Sign in Join
· Season 6 · Round 36

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
FULL TIME Fairness
Loading the recording

Bringing up the cameras…

auto
Report

Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:28.011 — 2 +1 9 10.4
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:28.011 — 2 +1 9 10.4
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:28.011 — 2 +1 9 10.4
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:28.011 — 2 +1 9 10.4
— Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:30.722 +2.71 1 -1 11 9.2
— The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:30.722 +2.71 1 -1 11 9.2
— Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:30.722 +2.71 1 -1 11 9.2
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:30.722 +2.71 1 -1 11 9.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:32.179 +4.17 5 +2 8 9.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:32.179 +4.17 5 +2 8 9.0
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:32.179 +4.17 5 +2 8 9.0
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:32.179 +4.17 5 +2 8 9.0
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:37.951 +9.94 3 -1 8 9.5
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:37.951 +9.94 3 -1 8 9.5
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:37.951 +9.94 3 -1 8 9.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:37.951 +9.94 3 -1 8 9.5
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:40.539 +12.53 6 +1 10 9.2
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:40.539 +12.53 6 +1 10 9.2
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:40.539 +12.53 6 +1 10 9.2
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:40.539 +12.53 6 +1 10 9.2
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:41.333 +13.32 4 -2 8 9.9
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:41.333 +13.32 4 -2 8 9.9
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:41.333 +13.32 4 -2 8 9.9
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:41.333 +13.32 4 -2 8 9.9
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:41.493 +13.48 8 +1 7 9.0
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:41.493 +13.48 8 +1 7 9.0
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:41.493 +13.48 8 +1 7 9.0
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:41.493 +13.48 8 +1 7 9.0
— Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:52.800 +24.79 7 -1 9 9.1
— The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:52.800 +24.79 7 -1 9 9.1
— Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:52.800 +24.79 7 -1 9 9.1
— Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:52.800 +24.79 7 -1 9 9.1
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
4.933
Gravy takes the lead.
13.039
Big air for Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 15-8-3-4-7.
19.072
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
23.339
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 16-2-2-8-1.
27.717
Yolk is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-12-3-5-3.
32.078
Right into it goes Big Randy. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
32.844
Gravy has it. Recent finishes: 16-2-2-8-1.
35.844
It is Gravy!
40.033
Absolute carnage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Refried Ron 1.956 The Unit 1.939
Smooth Descent Carpet Gravy 4.572 Gravy 2.305
Sweeping Curve Carpet Gravy 7.411 Gravy 2.839
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 11.250 Lil Nugget 3.756
The Drops Soft fabric Gravy 13.406 Wide Load 2.061
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 14.967 Gravy 1.561
Fabric Run Metal Gravy 22.967 Gravy 8.000
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 24.811 Gravy 1.844
The Kicker Slick Gravy 26.600 Gravy 1.789
Carpet Flat Smooth Gravy 31.378 Yolk 1.589
Stairwell Carpet Gravy 33.678 Yolk 2.089
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 35.844 Gravy 2.166
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
150 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-5-7-4.
183.45
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-8-7-7.
123.59
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-5-8-9.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-7-6-7.
126.70
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
151 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-8-7-6.
99.28
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
153 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-7-8-8.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
151 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-7-10-8.
130.34
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
151 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-10-7-6-8.
113.53
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-4-4-14.
99.39
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-4-8-12.
98.17
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-2-4-13-4.
89.64
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
149 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-1-4-7.
133.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
156 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-5-3-5.
90.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
151 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-4-6-5-15.
141.60
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
151 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-14-6-6-3.
181.15
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
148 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-6-11-5.
172.80
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
157 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-4-3-3-3.
22.45
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
150 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-3-3-7-4.
20.51
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
149 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-3-15-3-10.
25.52
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
150 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-13-3-3-4.
26.10
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
138 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-15-2-2-1.
16.05
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
156 starts, 41 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-12-1-2.
13.19
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
152 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-11-2-1-3.
11.06
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
160 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-2-1-1.
8.02
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
142 starts, 59 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-1-2-1.
9.22
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
158 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-12-1-14-2.
13.97
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
155 starts, 71 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-8-1-1-2.
7.94
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
151 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-2-16-1.
9.86
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
158 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-5-6-8-5.
35.90
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
152 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-3-16-5-16.
99.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
156 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-9-5-5-6.
54.42
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
140 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-5-4-6-5.
35.96

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

On the record

0 calls

Nobody has committed to anything yet.