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· Season 6 · Round 43

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Gravy wins at Chute Tower

Gravy took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:08.710 — 3 +2 7 10.8
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:08.710 — 3 +2 7 10.8
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:08.710 — 3 +2 7 10.8
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:08.710 — 3 +2 7 10.8
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:09.061 +0.35 6 +4 8 11.3
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:09.061 +0.35 6 +4 8 11.3
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:09.061 +0.35 6 +4 8 11.3
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:09.061 +0.35 6 +4 8 11.3
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:15.784 +7.07 7 +4 9 10.5
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:15.784 +7.07 7 +4 9 10.5
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:15.784 +7.07 7 +4 9 10.5
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:15.784 +7.07 7 +4 9 10.5
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:27.039 +18.33 1 -3 8 12.4
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:27.039 +18.33 1 -3 8 12.4
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:27.039 +18.33 1 -3 8 12.4
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:27.039 +18.33 1 -3 8 12.4
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:28.716 +20.01 2 -3 9 12.7
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:28.716 +20.01 2 -3 9 12.7
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:28.716 +20.01 2 -3 9 12.7
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:28.716 +20.01 2 -3 9 12.7
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:28.839 +20.13 5 -1 8 11.5
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.839 +20.13 5 -1 8 11.5
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:28.839 +20.13 5 -1 8 11.5
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.839 +20.13 5 -1 8 11.5
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.522 +27.81 8 +1 7 10.6
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.522 +27.81 8 +1 7 10.6
7 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.522 +27.81 8 +1 7 10.6
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.522 +27.81 8 +1 7 10.6
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:37.244 +28.53 4 -4 8 11.2
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:37.244 +28.53 4 -4 8 11.2
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:37.244 +28.53 4 -4 8 11.2
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:37.244 +28.53 4 -4 8 11.2
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
4.478
That is not going to help. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 7-7-7-5-8.
14.639
And Stubbs takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-8-4.
18.317
Up goes Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 6-5-6-6-9.
26.822
Chunk has it.
28.756
Stubbs gets hit hard.
32.156
Chunk takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Stubbs 1.956 Puck Yeah 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Stubbs 4.617 Radiator 2.572
Sweeping Curve Metal Stubbs 6.300 Stubbs 1.683
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Stubbs 8.189 Stubbs 1.889
The Drops Metal Stubbs 9.583 Chunk 1.239
Laundry Chute Metal Stubbs 12.539 Stubbs 2.956
Narrow Pipe Metal Stubbs 15.267 Chunk 2.467
The Drops Slick Stubbs 17.461 Chunk 2.039
Rotating Drum Metal Stubbs 24.739 Chunk 6.166
Laundry Chute Smooth Stubbs 26.683 Chunk 1.739
The Washboard Metal Stubbs 28.994 Chunk 1.906
Slick Floor Smooth Chunk 29.822 Chunk 0.694
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 1/1 6
4 NOO The Noodles 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-6-9-8-2.
100.79
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-4-8-7.
82.52
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
142 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-8-15-7.
112.13
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
153 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-8-10-7-8.
85.08
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
157 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-5-6-14-5.
81.04
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-5-5.
63.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
156 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-5-5-6.
66.93
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
155 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-6-6-5.
64.79
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
155 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-10-7-9.
77.70
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-7-6-2-4.
45.44
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
154 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-4-7-3-7.
52.13
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 1-4-13-7-6.
44.95
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
153 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-8-4-6.
73.57
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
162 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 2-7-6-6-5.
53.14
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
153 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-8-5-5-16.
113.18
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
154 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-7-5-8-14.
66.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
152 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 8-4-2-4-3.
17.05
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
155 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 14-8-15-4-11.
66.27
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 15-8-3-4-7.
35.15
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
153 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-14-4-4-3.
22.65
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
164 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-2-8-2.
11.13
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
142 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 16-2-2-8-1.
26.05
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
158 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 13-2-2-11-2.
26.85
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
158 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-1-2-12.
8.92
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
160 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-2-12-1.
8.21
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
155 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-16-1-2.
11.79
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
146 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 11-1-1-3-1.
12.96
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
161 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 9-1-2-1-1.
9.72
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
158 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-3-3-9-5.
28.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
162 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-12-3-5-3.
37.93
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 12-3-4-3-6.
60.50
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
157 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 10-3-3-3-12.
56.90

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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