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The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Old Gristle wins at Chute Tower

Old Gristle took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.912 — 3 +2 7 12.8
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.912 — 3 +2 7 12.8
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.912 — 3 +2 7 12.8
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:02.912 — 3 +2 7 12.8
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:08.339 +5.43 4 +2 6 10.9
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:08.339 +5.43 4 +2 6 10.9
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:08.339 +5.43 4 +2 6 10.9
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:08.339 +5.43 4 +2 6 10.9
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.512 +22.60 7 +4 5 12.0
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.512 +22.60 7 +4 5 12.0
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.512 +22.60 7 +4 5 12.0
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.512 +22.60 7 +4 5 12.0
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:27.917 +25.01 6 +2 11 12.3
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:27.917 +25.01 6 +2 11 12.3
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:27.917 +25.01 6 +2 11 12.3
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:27.917 +25.01 6 +2 11 12.3
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:28.795 +25.88 5 0 8 10.5
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:28.795 +25.88 5 0 8 10.5
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:28.795 +25.88 5 0 8 10.5
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:28.795 +25.88 5 0 8 10.5
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:30.566 +27.65 1 -5 10 11.1
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:30.566 +27.65 1 -5 10 11.1
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:30.566 +27.65 1 -5 10 11.1
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:30.566 +27.65 1 -5 10 11.1
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:32.229 +29.32 2 -5 7 10.8
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:32.229 +29.32 2 -5 7 10.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:32.229 +29.32 2 -5 7 10.8
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:32.229 +29.32 2 -5 7 10.8
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:32.266 +29.35 8 0 5 10.6
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:32.266 +29.35 8 0 5 10.6
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:32.266 +29.35 8 0 5 10.6
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:32.266 +29.35 8 0 5 10.6
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.644
The Coaster takes a knock.
11.639
Gravy takes a knock. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
16.228
Big air for The Coaster.
19.983
Look at that. Recent finishes: 6-6-12-9-6.
23.567
And Stubbs takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-15-3-9-2.
25.278
Gravy has it.
27.006
Oh dear. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
30.406
Gravy takes it. Career record: 30 wins from 125, average finish 3.7.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Butter Bean 1.944 Butter Bean 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 4.633 Gravy 2.366
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 6.183 Gravy 1.550
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Gravy 7.906 Gravy 1.723
The Drops Metal Gravy 9.044 Gravy 1.138
Laundry Chute Metal Gravy 12.244 The Coaster 3.033
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 14.767 The Coaster 2.422
The Drops Slick Gravy 16.839 Gravy 2.072
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 23.683 Gravy 6.844
Laundry Chute Smooth Gravy 25.550 Gravy 1.867
The Washboard Metal Gravy 27.539 Gravy 1.989
Slick Floor Smooth Gravy 28.278 The Coaster 0.734
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-5-4-8-6.
91.31
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
143 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-5-8-8-6.
191.83
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
76.77
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
126 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-9-8-7.
146.71
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
138 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-6-6-6.
75.32
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-6-3-6.
139.92
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
133 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 13-6-6-7-7.
88.62
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-10-7-4.
82.23
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-6-7-15-5.
137.97
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-5-5-12.
89.56
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-5-5-7.
89.53
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-5-9-5.
44.35
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
137 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-7-8-8.
94.80
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-13-8-15.
111.23
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-7-7-14.
127.56
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-8-10-7-7.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
131 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-2-2-4-3.
13.93
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
134 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-4-6-2-2.
14.53
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
140 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-2-4-2-4.
12.11
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
135 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-16-2-3-1.
26.81
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
124 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-3-4-3.
11.92
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
138 starts, 35 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-1-14-3-2.
15.72
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
145 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-1-11-3-11.
20.64
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
133 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-3-1-2.
10.27
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
138 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 16-1-2-1-1.
20.07
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
125 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 6-2-1-1-2.
15.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
140 starts, 76 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-1-1-15-1.
7.76
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
137 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-12-1-1-2.
10.80
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-3-13-4.
51.66
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
137 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-3-8-4-4.
45.80
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
145 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-4-12-4-5.
54.35
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-4-2-3-4.
36.48

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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