Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 9

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.911 7 +6 13 9.6
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.911 7 +6 13 9.6
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.911 7 +6 13 9.6
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:22.911 7 +6 13 9.6
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:26.678 +3.77 2 0 11 10.6
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:26.678 +3.77 2 0 11 10.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:26.678 +3.77 2 0 11 10.6
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:26.678 +3.77 2 0 11 10.6
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:29.745 +6.83 5 +2 10 9.6
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:29.745 +6.83 5 +2 10 9.6
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:29.745 +6.83 5 +2 10 9.6
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:29.745 +6.83 5 +2 10 9.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.795 +10.88 3 -1 11 9.3
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.795 +10.88 3 -1 11 9.3
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.795 +10.88 3 -1 11 9.3
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.795 +10.88 3 -1 11 9.3
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:40.382 +17.47 6 +1 11 10.1
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:40.382 +17.47 6 +1 11 10.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:40.382 +17.47 6 +1 11 10.1
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:40.382 +17.47 6 +1 11 10.1
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:43.527 +20.62 8 +2 10 8.9
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:43.527 +20.62 8 +2 10 8.9
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:43.527 +20.62 8 +2 10 8.9
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:43.527 +20.62 8 +2 10 8.9
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:48.228 +25.32 4 -3 8 9.3
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:48.228 +25.32 4 -3 8 9.3
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:48.228 +25.32 4 -3 8 9.3
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:48.228 +25.32 4 -3 8 9.3
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:53.483 +30.57 1 -7 10 9.0
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:53.483 +30.57 1 -7 10 9.0
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:53.483 +30.57 1 -7 10 9.0
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:53.483 +30.57 1 -7 10 9.0
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.733
Gravy has the lead.
11.450
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-3.
16.089
Gravy takes a knock. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
21.594
Pilot Light gets hit hard.
25.128
Gravy is completely off the deck.
28.906
And Tender Greg takes flight.
32.511
Look at that.
35.989
Gravy has it.
36.333
The lead changes hands. Gravy. Career record: 31 wins from 126, average finish 3.7.
39.733
It is Gravy! Career record: 31 wins from 126, average finish 3.7.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Butter Bean 1.944 Butter Bean 1.944
Smooth Descent Carpet Gravy 4.483 Honey Mustard 2.422
Sweeping Curve Carpet Honey Mustard 7.911 Honey Mustard 3.222
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 11.472 Gravy 3.561
The Drops Soft fabric Gravy 13.483 Gravy 2.011
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 15.289 Puck Yeah 1.672
Fabric Run Metal Gravy 24.750 Honey Mustard 9.388
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 26.750 Honey Mustard 1.967
The Kicker Slick Gravy 28.739 Honey Mustard 1.883
Carpet Flat Smooth Honey Mustard 33.039 Long John 1.817
Stairwell Carpet Gravy 36.411 Pilot Light 2.295
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 38.989 Puck Yeah 2.317
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
123.53
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
130 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-11-5-4-8.
207.16
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
126 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-9-8-7.
207.94
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
143 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-5-8-8-6.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-6-3-6.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-10-7-4.
130.01
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
138 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-6-6-6.
105.04
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
134 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-13-6-6-7.
148.72
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-6-7-15-5.
191.10
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-7-5-5-5.
143.94
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-5-5-7.
132.32
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-5-9-5.
79.60
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-15-8-10-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-7-7-14.
182.50
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-13-8-15.
157.01
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
137 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-7-8-8.
142.96
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
134 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-4-6-2-2.
13.44
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
135 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-16-2-3-1.
27.97
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
140 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-2-4-2-4.
12.75
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
132 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-4-2-2-4.
14.56
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
124 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-3-4-3.
9.84
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
145 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-1-11-3-11.
16.84
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
139 starts, 35 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-1-1-14-3.
16.48
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
133 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-3-1-2.
9.79
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
140 starts, 76 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-1-1-15-1.
7.58
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
126 starts, 52 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-6-2-1-1.
11.38
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
137 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-12-1-1-2.
9.49
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
138 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 16-1-2-1-1.
17.59
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-4-2-3-4.
37.49
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
130 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 6-7-4-3-13.
84.43
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
137 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-3-8-4-4.
53.66
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
145 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-4-12-4-5.
59.13

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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