Derby · Season 5 · Round 36
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win
The Heel took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Floppy Joe finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.192 | — | 4 | +3 | 13 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:19.508 | +1.32 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:20.033 | +1.84 | 1 | -2 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:20.817 | +2.63 | 3 | -1 | 12 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:24.317 | +6.13 | 14 | +9 | 37 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:30.533 | +12.34 | 7 | +1 | 19 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:30.775 | +12.58 | 11 | +4 | 37 | 11.8 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:31.892 | +13.70 | 5 | -3 | 20 | 10.8 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:31.958 | +13.77 | 6 | -3 | 17 | 10.9 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:32.775 | +14.58 | 8 | -2 | 24 | 10.4 |
| 11 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:38.767 | +20.58 | 9 | -2 | 37 | 12.6 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 36 | 11.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 42 | 12.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 27 | 12.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 22 | 11.7 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 10.9 |
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 159, average finish 5.8.
10.050
Squish is coming through.
19.775
Crawlspace leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-15-7-3-7.
25.125
Squish is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-6-10-3-3.
30.050
Sweaty Gerald is coming through. Recent finishes: 8-8-8-4-8.
35.225
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-11-6-3-12.
40.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
44.825
Look at the state of it.
50.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
55.467
Look at the state of it.
1:00.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:04.400
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:14.467
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:18.850
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:23.158
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:28.917
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:30.475
And that is Yolk finished.
1:35.600
Look at the state of it.
1:43.000
And it all goes wrong.
1:47.308
Oh, that is a big one.
1:53.000
Up it goes.
1:57.450
That was always going to happen.
2:04.142
Absolute carnage.
2:06.000
And that is Squish finished.
2:11.183
Absolute carnage.
2:14.758
Puck Yeah is out, and Slapper did it.
2:20.767
Up it goes.
2:25.333
And it all goes wrong.
2:32.242
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:39.050
Damp Kevin leaves something behind.
2:43.725
That is a long way off the ground.
2:51.442
That has come off.
2:55.700
This is the last of it.
3:03.475
Extraordinary scenes.
3:07.708
It is coming apart now.
3:12.283
That has come off.
3:13.783
Lil Nugget is out.
3:15.192
The Heel is coming to the flag.
3:18.050
They will not want to see that again.
3:19.550
The Heel takes it!
3:25.275
Gravy is out.
3:31.392
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 20.008 | Gravy 20.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 41.525 | Puck Yeah 19.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:04.867 | The Heel 21.741 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:26.933 | Lil Nugget 20.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:49.592 | Big Randy 21.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:11.367 | Slapper 21.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:34.083 | Stubbs 20.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:55.700 | Floppy Joe 20.425 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:18.192 | Big Randy 21.233 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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11m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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11m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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