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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Wide Load wins at The Ironing Board

Wide Load took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3.267 — 28 +27 2 2.7
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.350 — 25 +23 0 1.7
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.733 +2.47 26 +23 5 5.0
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.300 +2.03 27 +23 5 5.1
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.742 — 12 +7 1 2.9
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.267 — 9 +3 1 2.3
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.408 — 10 +3 2 2.8
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.842 — 11 +3 2 2.8
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.567 — 21 +12 0 1.3
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.942 +1.68 22 +12 5 5.1
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.075 +1.81 23 +12 5 5.1
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +1.73 24 +12 6 5.1
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.992 — 20 +7 2 2.9
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.875 — 18 +3 2 2.6
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.492 — 19 +3 2 2.8
17 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.383 — 6 -11 1 3.5
18 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.183 — 7 -11 2 3.5
19 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.683 — 8 -11 2 2.6
20 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.992 — 5 -15 2 2.1
21 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.225 — 15 -6 1 3.1
22 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.508 — 16 -6 2 2.8
23 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.742 — 13 -10 1 2.6
24 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 4.575 +1.31 14 -10 5 5.6
25 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.358 — 29 +4 0 2.4
26 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.583 — 30 +4 1 2.9
27 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.992 — 31 +4 2 3.1
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.783 — 32 +4 1 2.9
29 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.658 — 1 -28 2 2.1
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.242 — 2 -28 4 6.3
31 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 6.175 +2.91 3 -28 4 3.3
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 3.175 — 4 -28 4 3.1
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-7-7.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-1.
16.333
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-2.
17.533
And down it comes.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.175
Big Randy is off.
24.375
Away it goes.
25.900
That is the pile gone.
27.100
Puck Yeah goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Wide Load 26.000 The Coaster 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 26-30-23-31-32.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 25-32-24-30-30.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 28-29-21-32-29.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 27-31-22-29-31.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 32-7-25-24-14.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-6-28-22-16.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 31-5-27-23-15.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 30-8-26-21-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
146 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 8-23-12-15-21.
127.06
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
146 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 5-22-10-14-22.
106.29
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
146 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 7-24-9-16-24.
121.96
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
146 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 6-21-11-13-23.
105.73
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
146 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 15-10-16-6-28.
157.42
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
146 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 16-11-15-5-25.
155.72
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
146 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 14-12-14-8-26.
155.83
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
146 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 13-9-13-7-27.
139.75
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
146 starts, 9 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 18-19-6-18-2.
87.75
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
146 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 19-20-7-19-3.
94.18
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
146 starts, 8 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 17-17-5-20-1.
84.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
146 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 20-18-8-17-4.
96.76
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
146 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 1-3-1-1-7.
4.40
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
146 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-4-3-4-8.
5.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
146 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-2-4-2-6.
4.90
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
146 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-1-2-3-5.
4.24
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
146 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-13-17-10-10.
22.89
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
146 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-16-18-12-9.
28.38
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
146 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-14-20-11-12.
29.16
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
146 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 11-15-19-9-11.
27.79
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
146 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 24-26-29-28-17.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 22-28-32-27-20.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
146 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 21-27-30-25-18.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
146 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 23-25-31-26-19.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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