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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 16

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Lectern

Puck Yeah took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.275 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.650 +0.38 25 +23 0 1.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2.033 +0.76 26 +23 2 3.0
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.558 +4.28 27 +23 6 5.3
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.783 +0.51 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.158 +3.88 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.983 +3.71 23 +16 4 5.2
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.73 24 +16 5 5.3
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.950 +0.68 16 +7 2 2.9
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.400 +0.13 13 +3 1 2.0
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.242 — 14 +3 3 2.8
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.342 +1.07 15 +3 1 2.9
13 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.533 +0.26 20 +7 1 3.2
14 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.983 +0.71 17 +3 1 2.4
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3.667 +2.39 18 +3 2 2.8
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.250 — 19 +3 1 2.7
17 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.758 +1.48 12 -5 2 2.9
18 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.733 +0.46 9 -9 1 2.5
19 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.475 +0.20 11 -8 1 2.9
20 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.233 — 10 -10 2 3.0
21 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.108 — 30 +9 2 3.4
22 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.617 +0.34 32 +10 3 2.9
23 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 +6 2 2.8
24 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.367 +0.09 31 +7 2 2.9
25 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.233 +0.96 3 -22 2 3.2
26 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.992 — 1 -25 2 2.4
27 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.025 — 2 -25 2 3.0
28 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.192 +0.92 4 -24 2 2.4
29 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.417 +0.14 5 -24 2 2.4
30 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.608 +1.33 8 -22 2 3.1
31 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.642 +0.37 7 -24 3 3.1
32 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.517 +0.24 6 -26 3 3.1
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 8-10-7-8-5.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-2-8-2-1.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-2-8-2-1.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-2-8-2-1.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah! Recent finishes: 1-2-12-1-14.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice The Coaster 26.000 The Coaster 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 31-9-31-27-28.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 30-12-32-25-27.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 32-10-29-26-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 29-11-30-28-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 20-15-13-32-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 18-16-14-29-30.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-14-16-31-32.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 19-13-15-30-29.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
150 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-27-20-13-7.
209.69
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 10-25-18-16-8.
196.24
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
150 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 9-28-17-14-6.
181.98
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
150 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 11-26-19-15-5.
192.54
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
150 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 24-23-23-17-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 23-24-22-19-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 22-22-24-18-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 21-21-21-20-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
150 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-4-12-3-20.
79.12
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
150 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 14-1-10-1-18.
66.96
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
150 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 16-2-11-2-17.
74.40
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
150 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-3-9-4-19.
71.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
150 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-5-6-1.
5.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
150 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-8-7-3.
6.14
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
150 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-8-6-5-2.
5.54
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
150 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-7-8-4.
5.66
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
150 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 4-18-3-12-10.
13.01
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
150 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 2-20-4-9-11.
13.86
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
150 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 3-19-1-11-12.
13.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
150 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 1-17-2-10-9.
10.74
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-30-25-23-23.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
150 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 27-32-28-21-21.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-29-27-24-24.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
150 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 25-31-26-22-22.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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