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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Ironing Board

The Lieutenant took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.725 — 21 +20 0 1.4
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.083 +2.36 22 +20 5 5.0
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.533 +2.81 23 +20 5 5.1
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.28 24 +20 6 4.9
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.375 — 25 +20 0 1.7
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.817 +3.09 26 +20 5 4.9
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.217 +2.49 27 +20 5 5.0
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.28 28 +20 6 5.0
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.117 — 12 +3 3 3.0
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3.292 +0.57 11 +1 2 2.8
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.258 — 9 -2 1 2.3
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.242 — 10 -2 2 2.8
13 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.525 — 19 +6 2 2.7
14 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.433 — 18 +3 3 2.6
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.283 — 20 +4 2 2.8
17 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.217 — 6 -11 1 3.3
18 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.642 — 7 -11 3 3.4
19 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.942 — 5 -14 2 2.3
20 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.908 +0.18 8 -12 3 3.2
21 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.467 — 14 -7 1 2.9
22 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.792 — 13 -9 1 2.5
23 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3.642 +0.92 15 -8 2 2.8
24 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.450 — 16 -8 4 3.9
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.975 — 31 +6 2 3.0
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.450 — 29 +3 1 2.4
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.083 — 30 +3 3 2.9
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.167 — 32 +4 2 2.9
29 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 0.942 — 1 -28 3 2.4
30 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.525 — 2 -28 2 3.2
31 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.383 +2.66 3 -28 2 3.4
32 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3.258 +0.53 4 -28 4 3.2
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-2.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
16.417
No luck for The Coaster. Recent finishes: 2-9-1-2-1.
17.617
Let go.
18.817
That is the pile gone. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-8-15.
20.017
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Lieutenant wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 29-28-31-23-32.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 30-26-30-24-29.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 32-27-32-21-30.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 31-25-29-22-31.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 20-19-26-31-17.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 18-20-27-32-20.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 19-18-28-30-18.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 17-17-25-29-19.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
154 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 6-11-11-18-10.
84.65
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
154 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 7-12-12-17-11.
86.71
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
154 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 8-9-10-19-12.
84.64
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
154 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 5-10-9-20-9.
72.65
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
154 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 22-21-14-14-23.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
154 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 24-24-15-16-22.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
154 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 21-23-13-13-24.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
154 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 23-22-16-15-21.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
154 starts, 12 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-16-1-5-15.
47.92
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
154 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 16-14-2-8-16.
53.54
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
154 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-15-3-7-13.
50.27
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
154 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 14-13-4-6-14.
46.08
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
154 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-8-8-4-6.
6.06
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
154 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-6-7-2-8.
6.08
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
154 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-5-1-5.
5.13
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
154 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-5-6-3-7.
5.80
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
154 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 4-2-20-9-3.
16.10
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
154 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 3-4-19-11-4.
17.68
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
154 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-3-18-12-1.
13.66
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
154 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 1-1-17-10-2.
13.81
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
154 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-31-23-28-26.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 26-32-22-26-25.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
154 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 27-30-21-27-27.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
154 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 28-29-24-25-28.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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