Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 24
The Lectern — Relay
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Wide Load wins at The Lectern
Wide Load took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 1.567 | — | 28 | +27 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1.500 | — | 25 | +23 | 0 | 1.8 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2.025 | +0.46 | 26 | +23 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 4 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 5.208 | +3.64 | 27 | +23 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2.025 | +0.46 | 21 | +16 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.225 | +3.66 | 22 | +16 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 7 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 5.358 | +3.79 | 23 | +16 | 4 | 5.3 |
| 8 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 5.000 | +3.43 | 24 | +16 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 9 | Long John | The Noodles | 2.508 | +0.94 | 4 | -5 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 10 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 1.142 | — | 3 | -7 | 3 | 3.1 |
| 11 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 0.942 | — | 1 | -10 | 2 | 2.2 |
| 12 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2.008 | +0.44 | 2 | -10 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 13 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | +4 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 14 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 0.992 | — | 19 | +5 | 1 | 3.1 |
| 15 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1.025 | — | 18 | +3 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 16 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2.158 | +0.59 | 20 | +4 | 1 | 2.8 |
| 17 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 1.283 | — | 9 | -8 | 0 | 2.3 |
| 18 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.200 | — | 11 | -7 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 19 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 1.317 | — | 12 | -7 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 20 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.783 | +0.22 | 10 | -10 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 21 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.325 | — | 13 | -8 | 1 | 2.3 |
| 22 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 1.833 | +0.27 | 15 | -7 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 23 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2.358 | +0.79 | 16 | -7 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 24 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.458 | — | 14 | -10 | 3 | 3.1 |
| 25 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.183 | — | 32 | +7 | 3 | 2.9 |
| 26 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.758 | — | 29 | +3 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 27 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.017 | — | 30 | +3 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 28 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.617 | +0.05 | 31 | +3 | 3 | 3.7 |
| 29 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 0.992 | — | 5 | -24 | 2 | 2.4 |
| 30 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 1.542 | — | 6 | -24 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 31 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2.100 | +0.53 | 8 | -23 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 32 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 1.475 | — | 7 | -25 | 3 | 3.3 |
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 6-5-6-6-9.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-16-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-16-2.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-1.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-16-2.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Slapper leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Wide Load!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Gravy | 6.800 | Gravy 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Gravy | 13.200 | Gravy 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 19.600 | The Lieutenant 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Slapper | 26.000 | Slapper 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 28-23-17-26-30.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 25-22-18-28-29.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 26-21-19-25-31.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 27-24-20-27-32.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 32-27-29-29-19.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-25-32-32-18.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 31-26-30-31-20.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 30-28-31-30-17.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
158 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 17-19-11-19-7.
182.82
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
158 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 20-17-9-18-6.
178.16
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
158 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 18-18-10-17-8.
173.04
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
158 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 19-20-12-20-5.
193.74
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
158 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 10-9-24-6-21.
163.71
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
158 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 12-11-22-8-24.
194.50
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
158 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 11-10-23-5-22.
168.02
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
158 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 9-12-21-7-23.
172.58
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
158 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-2-16-13-15.
72.97
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2
158 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 16-3-15-14-16.
83.79
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
158 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-4-13-16-14.
77.66
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
158 starts, 13 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 14-1-14-15-13.
69.37
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
158 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-15-7-4-12.
9.00
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
158 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-14-6-1-11.
7.42
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
158 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 2-6-1-12-3.
7.62
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
158 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 24-31-27-24-25.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 21-29-25-22-27.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 22-32-26-23-26.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 23-30-28-21-28.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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