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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Unit wins at The Ironing Board

The Unit took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. Crawlspace finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.800 — 16 +15 2 2.8
2 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.692 — 14 +12 1 2.9
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.017 +0.22 13 +10 1 2.2
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.342 +0.54 15 +11 1 2.8
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.875 +1.08 21 +16 0 1.4
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.142 +3.34 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.692 +2.89 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.20 24 +16 5 5.0
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.675 — 25 +16 0 1.5
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.600 +3.80 26 +16 4 5.0
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.700 +3.90 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.20 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.808 +0.01 11 -2 2 2.8
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.058 +0.26 12 -2 1 2.6
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.600 — 10 -5 1 3.2
16 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.742 — 9 -7 1 2.6
17 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.700 +0.90 19 +2 1 2.8
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.925 +0.13 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.217 — 20 0 2 2.8
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.167 +0.37 2 -19 1 3.4
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.983 +1.18 4 -18 2 3.3
23 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.017 +0.22 3 -20 2 3.6
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.833 +0.03 1 -23 1 2.2
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.092 +0.29 7 -18 2 3.3
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.700 +0.90 5 -21 2 2.1
27 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.217 — 6 -21 4 6.3
28 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +3.20 8 -20 4 3.4
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.833 +0.03 30 0 1 3.1
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.842 +0.04 31 0 3 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.667 — 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 4-6-5-6-6.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-2.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 14-1-4-1-2.
16.200
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-2-1.
17.400
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 14-1-4-1-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.700
No idea what happened there.
23.900
Released.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Unit wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 30-11-25-30-28.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 31-9-27-29-27.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 29-12-26-32-25.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 32-10-28-31-26.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 20-14-30-21-30.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 18-15-29-22-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 19-16-32-23-31.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 17-13-31-24-29.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
162 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 11-19-12-15-20.
121.54
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
162 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 12-17-9-16-17.
112.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 9-20-11-14-19.
109.21
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-18-10-13-18.
102.77
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
162 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 22-22-15-18-11.
195.01
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
162 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 23-23-13-17-10.
194.53
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
162 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 21-24-16-19-12.
210.75
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
162 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 24-21-14-20-9.
202.91
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
162 starts, 9 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 15-27-1-8-16.
87.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-25-2-7-13.
73.37
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
162 starts, 13 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 14-28-4-6-14.
81.75
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
162 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 16-26-3-5-15.
84.63
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
162 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-6-8-4-7.
6.00
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
162 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-7-7-3-8.
4.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
162 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-5-6-1-6.
4.75
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
162 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-8-5-2-5.
5.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-1-23-12-4.
16.51
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
162 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 8-2-24-10-3.
19.10
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
162 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-4-22-11-2.
18.55
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-3-21-9-1.
15.78
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
162 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-31-19-26-24.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-29-18-25-21.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 28-32-17-28-23.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
162 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 27-30-20-27-22.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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