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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 36

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Honey Mustard wins at The Ironing Board

Honey Mustard took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Nuggets. Lil Nugget finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.700 — 20 +19 1 2.8
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.767 +0.07 18 +16 2 2.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.850 +0.15 19 +16 2 2.8
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +13 2 2.6
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.650 — 12 +7 2 2.8
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 0.700 — 9 +3 2 2.7
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.958 +0.26 10 +3 2 2.8
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.175 +0.48 11 +3 2 2.8
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.450 — 16 +7 2 2.8
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.233 — 13 +3 1 2.1
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.042 +0.34 14 +3 3 2.8
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.392 +0.69 15 +3 2 2.8
13 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.608 — 21 +8 0 1.4
14 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.058 +3.36 22 +8 5 5.0
15 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.025 +3.33 23 +8 5 5.0
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.30 24 +8 5 5.0
17 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.325 — 25 +8 0 1.7
18 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.733 +4.03 26 +8 5 5.0
19 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.283 +3.58 27 +8 5 5.1
20 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.30 28 +8 5 5.0
21 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.592 — 8 -13 1 3.4
22 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.958 +1.26 7 -15 1 3.3
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.975 — 5 -18 2 2.2
24 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.375 +3.68 6 -18 4 6.4
25 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.242 +0.54 3 -22 1 3.3
26 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.883 +0.18 4 -22 3 3.2
27 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.517 — 1 -26 2 2.1
28 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.217 — 2 -26 4 6.3
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.792 — 32 +3 2 2.9
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.100 +0.40 30 0 3 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.442 — 31 0 2 3.0
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -3 2 2.8
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 8-8-14-5-8.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 8-8-14-5-8.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 4-1-7-7-3.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-3.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 4-1-7-7-3.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
16.333
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
17.533
Let go.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released.
26.000
That is the tallest so far.
28.400
It is Honey Mustard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Honey Mustard 26.000 Thick Rick 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 58 4/4 5
5 PCK The Pucks 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 24-25-31-21-11.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 22-27-30-24-10.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 23-26-29-23-12.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 21-28-32-22-9.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 25-15-28-25-32.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-16-26-27-30.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 26-13-25-28-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 27-14-27-26-29.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
170 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 13-23-22-13-19.
143.93
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
170 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-21-21-15-17.
151.98
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
170 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-22-23-14-18.
159.36
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
170 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-24-24-16-20.
194.60
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
170 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 3-17-10-20-22.
121.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
170 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 4-20-9-19-24.
132.53
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
170 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 2-19-11-17-21.
116.59
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
170 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 1-18-12-18-23.
116.96
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
170 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 20-8-5-4-14.
55.64
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
170 starts, 13 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 17-6-6-2-16.
46.99
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
170 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 18-5-8-3-15.
50.58
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
170 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 19-7-7-1-13.
50.40
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
170 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-3-3-9-6.
4.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
170 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-2-1-12-8.
5.09
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
170 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-1-4-10-5.
4.93
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
170 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-2-11-7.
5.49
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
170 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-11-16-8-1.
22.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
170 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-9-15-5-3.
23.77
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
170 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-10-14-6-2.
19.86
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
170 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-12-13-7-4.
22.77
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-32-17-32-28.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
170 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 31-30-19-30-25.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
170 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-29-18-29-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
170 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 29-31-20-31-26.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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